United Thread - 2023/24

[Colin Bells Boots]

I wish another club would challenge these fuckers for Onana, offer Inter more cash so they end up with Henderson as their only first team keeper. How come nobody ever tries to gazump these cunts for players?

They usually gazump themselves and pay over the odds

 

[super_city_si]

Onana will be a good pick up. Looks a very good goalie

 

[waspish]

Onana will be a good pick up. Looks a very good goalie

Yep he does but how far can he kick it

 

[super_city_si]

Yep he does but how far can he kick it

Haha - "right, welcome Onana. Now, none of that fannying around at the back - kick it to Marcus"

 

[Asa's left peg]

Does anyone know if he likes sugar, custard or Jam? Just asking for Sainsbury's.

 

[Maly]

Wow, 17 in 35, that's a goal a game



Said that Aluko woman.

Ha ha, I remember her saying something along those lines, was she referring to Saint Marcus?

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

They cannot help themselves can they!
On what planet is Mount at that level? (The caption actually said "Passing The Batten")

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This Mount build up is amusing me no end. That redoubtable publication 90 mins have interviewed the new Pele.

We should take a mo to appreciate that Mount was clearly a child prodigy. Mount was 4 years old when twatty left the swamp imprinting a big impression on the infant Mount.

‘Becks was also a massive inspiration of mine, growing up with his free-kicks, and I was in awe of his technique. So yeah, I've had a lot of inspiration from many players. But you take a little inspiration from different parts of their games and try to put it into yours.’

Ha ha

 

[Silva61]

I wish another club would challenge these fuckers for Onana, offer Inter more cash so they end up with Henderson as their only first team keeper. How come nobody ever tries to gazump these cunts for players?

Who else is interested in them?

 

[Iassel]

More tantrums on Redcafe over the fee for Charles, we have completely broken them!

 

[Kamaro011]

I wouldn’t pay the whole squad that much in Indonesian Rupiah ..!

Such very specific currency but i agree with notion.