United Thread - 2023/24

[Akira]

Couldnt work what tent peg tactics are. Seemed to be across of walking football and under's 8 kick it to the fast kid.

It's playing like a team fighting to survive relegation.

Ten Hag wanted to play transition/counterattacking football with his team, which is already odd in itself considering his reputation as a possession-heavy coach.
Probably largely due to Rashford and Fernandes being absolutely hopeless in possession football, yet Ten Hag seemed to have decided these 2 players will be the fulcrum of his system to anchor around.

The issue is, proper counterattacking teams like Simeone's, Mourinho's and even Thomas Franke's, have a proper plan to win the ball back consistently to facilitate counters, as well as a clear, consistent plan of exploiting counters to attack. Ten Hag, maybe it's his inexperience with this kind of footballing style, only plan seems to be a simple 'hoof the ball to Rashford'.

All of these is why they are consistently edging out 1-0s, 1-1s, 2-1s.

 

[threespires]

Goldbridge isn’t and has never been a fan. It’s not even his real name.

He’s a character invented for entertainment, the guy is just a shit Alan Partridge cover band.

It’s crazy that so many people think he’s real.

It is kind of fitting for the self proclaimed kings of online fans that their biggest YouTuber is a made up entity.

Fair play to Brett, I assume it pays better than whatever he used to do in the police.

 

[The Black Shed]

Goldbridge isn’t and has never been a fan. It’s not even his real name.

He’s a character invented for entertainment, the guy is just a shit Alan Partridge cover band.

It’s crazy that so many people think he’s real.

Spill the beans then, who is this mystery vlogger?

 

[Akira]

I watched the post match review that Goldbridge put out and the last 15mins or so he was saying what we're all saying about the club, the team, the stadium - broken. It's an honest appraisal from a once red-blinkered fan.

The other surprising fact is that Ten Hag will soon become the fastest Utd manager to 50 wins in all comps, doesn't feel like it to me.

He's a twat is what he is.

His Twitter since the loss has been about how it wasn't a pen, that the refs are corrupt and how Michael Oliver has been bought by Saudi.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Spill the beans then, who is this mystery vlogger?

He’s called Brent Di Cesare and is a former police officer (I’m not making that up).

 

[Gingers Dad]

Your being unfair, he just needs to bed in. He only cost £73million pounds.

You're right most of utds signings don't do well in their first season

 

[Bill Walker]

How shite is Mount ffs..

5 year contract, total outlay 125 million quid. Nice one Tent..:)

 

[The Black Shed]

He’s called Brent Di Cesare and is a former police officer (I’m not making that up).

Well I never, seems like he's making a decent living out of it:

Brent DI CESARE personal appointments - Find and update company information - GOV.UK

Free company information from Companies House including registered office address, filing history, accounts, annual return, officers, charges, business activity

find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk

Director of a few companies as well

 

[Akira]

How shite is Mount ffs..

5 year contract, total outlay 125 million quid. Nice one Tent..:)

50 million for a player with 1 year left on his contract, and it looks like he has zero clue where to play him.

 

[Brewster's millions]

“Padr81” the supposed City fan on RedCafe siding with United once again. I find it beyond weird why a City fan would suck up to them weird fuckers. I reckon it’s David Conn is disguise.

Not much of a disguise if it is actually David Conn.