United Thread - 2023/24

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I watched the post match review that Goldbridge put out and the last 15mins or so he was saying what we're all saying about the club, the team, the stadium - broken. It's an honest appraisal from a once red-blinkered fan.

The other surprising fact is that Ten Hag will soon become the fastest Utd manager to 50 wins in all comps, doesn't feel like it to me.
 
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They are unbelievably bad out of possession. Literally half the team makes little or no effort to recover possession, and that has been the case for a good while. Long may it continue, but it is a statement about their mentality and how much they put it in for Ten Haag.
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Which is why the manager has to go.
I counted their keeper giving away possession 6 times in the opening 24 mins from k.o.

Maguire is no ball playing centre back and genuinely looks uncomfortable on the ball

Rashford doesnt score goals, runs down blind alleys, and does not track back...
All led disgracefully by a moaning diving shithouse of a captain.

The "Minus 5"utd ship is going down.
 
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The Black Shed said:
I watched the post match review that Goldbridge put out and the last 15mins or so he was saying what we're all saying about the club, the team, the stadium - broken. It's an honest appraisal from a once red-blinkered fan.

The other surprising fact is that Ten Hag will soon become the fastest Utd manager to 50 wins in all comps, doesn't feel like it to me.
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The last fact is not suprising. They have won so many games under him when a draw or a defeat should have been the outcome.
Also, Remenber Fergusson's first seasons were grim till they won the FA cup. He'd probably have been fired if he hadn't.
 
The Black Shed said:
I watched the post match review that Goldbridge put out and the last 15mins or so he was saying what we're all saying about the club, the team, the stadium - broken. It's an honest appraisal from a once red-blinkered fan.

The other surprising fact is that Ten Hag will soon become the fastest Utd manager to 50 wins in all comps, doesn't feel like it to me.
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Goldbridge isn’t and has never been a fan. It’s not even his real name.

He’s a character invented for entertainment, the guy is just a shit Alan Partridge cover band.

It’s crazy that so many people think he’s real.
 
Johnny Mars Bar said:
Goldbridge isn’t and has never been a fan. It’s not even his real name.

He’s a character invented for entertainment, the guy is just a shit Alan Partridge cover band.

It’s crazy that so many people think he’s real.
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Ive stopped reminding people hes just a character.
An actor tapping in to the hordes of eed simpletons. Fair play, he seems to be doing well out of it but as you say, hes alan partridge and no one should take him overly serious
 
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Couldnt work what tent peg tactics are. Seemed to be across of walking football and under's 8 kick it to the fast kid.
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It's playing like a team fighting to survive relegation.

Ten Hag wanted to play transition/counterattacking football with his team, which is already odd in itself considering his reputation as a possession-heavy coach.
Probably largely due to Rashford and Fernandes being absolutely hopeless in possession football, yet Ten Hag seemed to have decided these 2 players will be the fulcrum of his system to anchor around.

The issue is, proper counterattacking teams like Simeone's, Mourinho's and even Thomas Franke's, have a proper plan to win the ball back consistently to facilitate counters, as well as a clear, consistent plan of exploiting counters to attack. Ten Hag, maybe it's his inexperience with this kind of footballing style, only plan seems to be a simple 'hoof the ball to Rashford'.

All of these is why they are consistently edging out 1-0s, 1-1s, 2-1s.
 
Johnny Mars Bar said:
Goldbridge isn’t and has never been a fan. It’s not even his real name.

He’s a character invented for entertainment, the guy is just a shit Alan Partridge cover band.

It’s crazy that so many people think he’s real.
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It is kind of fitting for the self proclaimed kings of online fans that their biggest YouTuber is a made up entity.

Fair play to Brett, I assume it pays better than whatever he used to do in the police.
 
The Black Shed said:
I watched the post match review that Goldbridge put out and the last 15mins or so he was saying what we're all saying about the club, the team, the stadium - broken. It's an honest appraisal from a once red-blinkered fan.

The other surprising fact is that Ten Hag will soon become the fastest Utd manager to 50 wins in all comps, doesn't feel like it to me.
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He's a twat is what he is.

His Twitter since the loss has been about how it wasn't a pen, that the refs are corrupt and how Michael Oliver has been bought by Saudi.
 
Johnny Mars Bar said:
He’s called Brent Di Cesare and is a former police officer (I’m not making that up).
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Well I never, seems like he's making a decent living out of it:

Brent DI CESARE personal appointments - Find and update company information - GOV.UK

Free company information from Companies House including registered office address, filing history, accounts, annual return, officers, charges, business activity
find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk

Director of a few companies as well
 
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