United Thread - 2023/24

[The perfect fumble]

This is worth watching only for the Geordie, he tells it as it is....

 

[mexico1970]

This is worth watching only for the Geordie, he tells it as it is....

The discussion should have been congratulatory to the Geordies but the rag with the mic dragged the Geordie into the rag post mortem.

Entitled cockney arsehole.

 

[mexico1970]

Why is this almost like a funeral, instead of everyone trying to offer advice on how to fix the rags why are the media not just saying they are shit?

Newcastle did well, not much being said about that, it's all about how unfortunately poor the rags were.

 

[VOOMER]

The GPC is still dipping his hand in the till.

 

[The perfect fumble]

The discussion should have been congratulatory to the Geordies but the rag with the mic dragged the Geordie into the rag post mortem.

Entitled cockney arsehole.

That's the truth of it.

Everything is viewed through the prism of the rags, just as our game was, with that miserable shit stain of a club.

We've watched this dysfunctional bloated whore of a club implode in slow motion over ten years, but its sheer size means we all have to pretend that this is an aberration, something unnatural, that will correct itself in time, with a new manager, new players, new owners, something, anything, so that the natural order of things will be restored.

It'll take a generation to consign these fuckers to the dustbin of history, but into the dustbin they will go.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

At least they're breaking long held records.

Both 'Manchester' clubs are ripping up the record books at the moment only thing is the rags are using the Eric Morecambe system of getting the wrong records changed at the wrong time.

Disclaimer....when I thought of the above line it seemed an awful lot better than it looks typed out.

 

[jaiguruKun]

Alice speaks!
"I WANT THESE PLAYERS GONE! IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE PLAYERS!

Just keep saying Manchestuure Younited ad infinitum and all will be well.

 

[The perfect fumble]

Both 'Manchester' clubs are ripping up the record books at the moment only thing is the rags are using the Eric Morecambe system of getting the wrong records changed at the wrong time.

Disclaimer....when I thought of the above line it seemed an awful lot better than it looks typed out.

You're typing all the right words – but not necessarily in the right order.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

You're typing all the right words – but not necessarily in the right order.

Don't I know it. ;)

 

[Dubai Blue]

Apparently Newcastle fans were singing our “Old Trafford is Falling Down” song. Mad how a song can go so viral so quickly.

Brilliant that it can be tweaked for any club. Suspect we'll be hearing a lot more of it over the course of the season!