United Thread - 2023/24

[Dubai Blue]

Every team that plays there should sing it, brilliant piss taking.

Unfortunately, the second line is going to need a re-work soon!

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Its the perfect fan chant that proves just how much united are despised.

They're shite and their kit's too tight.

 

[Bantamgaz]

Self centred cunts deserve all this and more.

 

[Gray]

Unfortunately, the second line is going to need a re-work soon!

Just insert who ever is at the helm, “Big fat Wayne’s a fucking clown” works for me.

 

[havefaith]

Brilliant that it can be tweaked for any club. Suspect we'll be hearing a lot more of it over the course of the season!

Heads up to these fellas for this, another belter in the making :-)

 

[give it to gordon]

It's not fair twated by two dirty oil money clubs within 3 days. How are these cleaner than clean good old American boys suppose to compete.

 

[Akira]

It’s a great comparison to see the unity in our squad and look at this team of festering puss and disharmony amongst the scum that is the rags. The last four managers they have downed tools on. But of course taking away GPC it’s been the United way ever since I was a kid

Must truly hurt them to see their 'noisy neighbors' being that dominant, doing everything right on and off the pitch, in contrast to their woes everywhere. A team in the same competitive space as the likes of European giants Madrid and Bayern, while they serve up football and results deserved for a team battling relegation.

Even the other red side they hate has won the lot.

It is truly a decade of pain for them. Long may it continue.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Just when I think it’s got to peak humour I start thinking of what it will be like when they start battling relegation. There’ll be so many zebra pants on show, Trafford will soon resemble the Serengeti.

 

[splinter]

Sky and indeed presenter bias, a massive sense of entitlement, vested interests, and their obsession with Uniturd. Plua nobody outside the Establishment truly matters to them in the commercial world of clicks, subscriptions and advertising revenue.

Personally speaking, I love seeing how gutted the usually smug Mark Chapman actually is. It's written large all over his raggy face.

Their every failure should be enjoyed and revelled, and they deserve every bit of mocking that they get, and more. They never have been slow in dishing it out.

At the same I'm pleased for all the decent, friendly immensely liveable Geordies that I know and have met down the years. Granted some of their fellow Mags can get a bit ahead of themselves and be complete bellends, but the majority of Newcastle supporters are sound in my experience.

Give me them over the 3 redtop cunts

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Another nice day.