United Thread - 2023/24

[Silvercloud]

Fucking hell please let this be true!!!!
We’ll have to start a SOGP thread the instant he starts if so

 

[splinter]

Theatre of memes.

Very catchy

 

[halfcenturyup]

Just keep saying Manchestuure Younited ad infinitum and all will be well.

I like Alice but I find she makes more sense if you play the video at 2 times the normal speed. Try it.

:)

 

[moomey]

Whirlwind of Wankness sounds like a Fall b-side.

Genuine laugh out loud moment reading this - funniest post I've seen for some time!

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

I like Alice but I find she makes more sense if you play the video at 2 times the normal speed. Try it.

:)

Haha, it’s true.

 

[mosssideblue]

I watched the whole match because I knew I would be in for a treat. Hannibal stood out. I honestly believe he gave the worst display I have ever seen by a midfield player at any level. No idea of where to run, or to control the ball, or pass it cleanly, and no awareness of the rest of the pitch. To call him a headless chicken would be an insult to headless chickens. Happy days.

Sure the commentator said he has now had 5 cards in his 8 starts

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

When you see what a spoilt aggressive hair triggered violent little **** Antony is with all the world watching, I have no doubt he kicks fuck out of his partners behind closed doors.

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Getting serial killer vibes. Something very not right with him

 

[Ste68]

What's this crisis the media are describing at United ? Its all going wonderfully well. Really enjoying pouring my post work drink , getting out the popcorn and watching the latest goings on. Wonderful stuff. Another £50 in the holiday tin after the Derby result from rag workmates and with a slight upturn in there results to give them renewed optimism they have turned the corner (going round in circles) will expect to pick up another £50 before seasons end. As long as the bar set for world class at united is Rashford & Fernandes who were surprisingly missing from the Balon D'or listing we should be good for a few years of humour and intrigue.

Looking forward to the Candy Man investing , a divided board room and the Brailsford footballing philosophy playing out.

 

[mosssideblue]

That was the thing with the rags. They weren't content with winning trophies they had to mock every other club and fanbase while doing so. Horrible shitstain entitled club, rancid and rotten all the way through.

Totally agree

 

[mosssideblue]

I always feel a bit sorry for Maguire, he seems to be a decent enough chap (Greece aside) - In that changing room of reprobates he must feel like an accountant serving time in Strangeways.

An accountant who is shit at football