United Thread - 2023/24

[Stoned Rose]

When you see what a spoilt aggressive hair triggered violent little **** Antony is with all the world watching, I have no doubt he kicks fuck out of his partners behind closed doors.

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When you order Tuco Salamanca from DHGate.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

He's a decent manager to be fair. His Brighton team always gave a good go at the Etihad.

But I doubt he can stop the rag ship from sinking further with the ammount of deadwood they have in their current team.

He's a solid long-term manager who is great at building slowly with strong emphasis on youth development. But he was a disaster at big-spending Chelsea. It will take United five to ten years to turn things round but their fanbase are not that patient.

 

[LongsightM13]

The daft twats are gushing over the Beckham PR documentary, and the ludicrous French poseur doing a ‘music’ gig at the Stoller Hall, which by all accounts was so bad that some present suspected it was actually some elaborate prank.
Living in the past, on and off the pitch.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

To be fair, I've not noticed much bias or smugness from Chapman since he's been doing MOTD. He comes across an alright bloke in my opinion.

I think Chapman is one of a very small number of football broadcasters who is impartial. The best the BBC have got in my view.

 

[City Raider]

They will sack Poundland in the new year, they will appoint Southgate and he will create a stable boring side with limited success, they will sack Southgate after 2 seasons mainly because he will insist on playing Harry Maguire and he will break the it's record for most nil nils in a season.
Bookmark this.

The only flaw is insisting on playing Maguire leading to a record amount of nil nils

 

[JTFactsPlz]

He actually said you can see the players are sticking together!
I can see a lot of things but the thing I see the most is a bunch of players who are anything but together?

I get the very strong impression they mostly absolutely hate one another.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

These cunts just need to fuck off and accept they’re shit and the past is the past now ffs.

Beautifully put, SR.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Seems an arrogant **** to me

Wasn't he boasting last week about the win ratio when he plays being very high? Even if that were true, which it isn't because they just got whacked twice, why would a player individualise themselves as If their wins are down to him? Could you imagine John Stones coming out saying that?

Remember that time he was getting stick and scored for England against some part timers and started celebrating while cupping his ears as if to say "criticise me now".


He's a prick.

I thought he was dire on Sunday. A total disaster of a centre half.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

If history teaches us anything, when our time comes, which it will, hopefully not as apocalyptic, then we should take it with the grace of a good proportion of blues who have lived it already, this is what will always separate us from that vermin; know thy self…. Yes we won the lottery, yes we are fortunate beyond belief, however coming from the shit stained public WC had one thing that they never had as a fanbase, humility

Fuck them and their self righteous arrogance, at least the dippers remained relevant; a generation of entitlement brainwashed the cunts; if it all goes tits up for me tomorrow I'm happy in the knowledge I’ve loved every breath and never taken it for granted….

I love you x

 

[Impeccable One]

I believe thousands of fans were evacuated safely again from the swamp long before the end of proceedings. One part of the OT machine which is functioning better than ever.

I believe they are constructing an early exit route forcing people through the club shop, just like at the airport where they route you through duty free.