United Thread - 2023/24

[Centurions]

So when they sign this new keeper,would that be 3 or 4 players that the manager has signed,having worked with them at Ajax?!Nobody seems the slightest bit concerned that he seems insecure and needs his friends with him,either that or he has a serious lack of imagination!Besides,..were that Ajax team really that good?!

Sky's headline is that Onana is unique and then proceeds to compare him to Ederson (and Allison just to keep them lot relevant) and wonders if he can reach Eddies heights. So not unique then?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Manchester United have completed the £37 million signing of Atalantawinger Amad Diallo. The 18-year-old Ivorian has signed a deal until June 2025 with an option for a further year. Jan 2021

Leeds targeting Amad Diallo with Manchester United future uncertain​

June 2023

Nine appearances for the Shite.£37 million !!!!

 

[citizen_maine]

Actually he is correct. I am the chairman.

 

[borassic]

Bloody hell! A deviant on the take! You should join the Tories ;-)

From RedCafe....

"A friend in Manchester tells me that the deviant who runs that site is on the Abu Dhabi Do (and Don’t) payroll, to censor any conflicting opinion. The chairman apparently has an account, and even Pep goes on it for his populist content for press conferences. The insecurity throughout that organisation is alarming."

“A friend in Manchester” is the best fucking part of this. Priceless hahah

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

It's hardly worth looking on the caf, to be honest, because what you pick up fairly quickly is that a truly huge proportion of posters are nowhere near Trafford Park and have never set foot in it in their lives. In that sense, what they claim is true — they are a world club. With a relatively weak local base. A very strange hybrid monster.
I think that this is even more true of them than it is of LFC, although I couldn't quantify it of course. I mean it specifically of those who post on Redcafé, as opposed to RAWK. There are a load of authentic Liverpudlian nutters posting on the latter, I believe. Not that I've looked on there for several years.
A few years ago, in a pub, I very briefly met a young Australian, clearly on holiday in Europe, who intoned very solemnly, “I'm a United supporter”. For a brief second, I thought of asking him, quite neutrally, “And when did you last step through the turnstiles?”
And then I thought, why bother. Did not pursue the conversation.

 

[PeterBarnesShorts]

Sky's headline is that Onana is unique and then proceeds to compare him to Ederson (and Allison just to keep them lot relevant) and wonders if he can reach Eddies heights. So not unique then?

As has been noted on here,it’s going to be f’kin carnage if they try and play out the way we do with those ponies across the back line!I’m rather looking forward to it myself!

 

[manclad]

The club with the thorn in its side
Behind the hatred there lies
A bumbling desire (for what)

They tell a pack of lies
And still they don't believe us
After more than a billion spent
Still they can't beat us
And if they can't beat us now
Will they ever, they ever beat us.
Oh oh oh no

The club with the thorn in its side
Behind the hatred there lies a blundering desire (for what)

After ten years straight, behind
And still they don't beat us
And after "not in my lifetime"
They don't want to believe us
And if they don't beat us now
Will they ever defeat us?
And when you want to live
How do you start?
Where do you go?
Not to green and gold
Oh no oh no

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[manclad]

We should confess that we're all on the Abu Dhabi payroll, and that's why we're here.

That £500 in a brown envelope that the Sheikh puts through my door every Tuesday comes in right handy. It's always nice to see him stop outside in his Rolls with his entourage - the neighbours are very impressed as they think he's a mate of mine.

HRH is always in his Lambo when he calls around to my place with my monkey.
I told him that driving around the streets of Newton Heath in a Roller is a bit ostentatious,he will have the local plod thinking he is a crack dealer .

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

It's a cultural thing I suppose, but it doesn't make it less vile.

This is a map of countries where marital rape is legal (red). Most of the comments you described come from people in red countries. They just don't see incidents like Giggs, Greenwood (or the other players arrested for similar crimes) in the same way as us.

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Whats with the grey and yellow in Pakistan, Malaysia and Somalia??

Curiosity has hit me.... Shocking graph, by the way.

 

[dadnlad]

yellow ticker on arselicknews
united player starts in game