United Thread - 2023/24

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dadnlad said:
yellow ticker on arselicknews
united player starts in game
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I've just walked in the pub for a quiet, I stress quiet pint. These fuckers are on tele. I assume a pre-season friendly ? In America?
All I've heard is a rag wankathon and Mount's the second coming of god never mind christ.
How these didn't win the league last year, their players are brilliant
 
Blue Mist said:
I've just walked in the pub for a quiet, I stress quiet pint. These fuckers are on tele. I assume a pre-season friendly ? In America?
All I've heard is a rag wankathon and Mount's the second coming of god never mind christ.
How these didn't win the league last year, their players are brilliant
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It’s like if they keep saying it , it must be true , and it will happen…
 
The Salford lad. said:
It’s like if they keep saying it , it must be true , and it will happen…
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Well I can now answer everyone on here who asks why their supporters are such insufferable wankers.
It appears it is Mutv. I do not think Noth Korea bullshits as much as these commentators. The feed the morons the shit they want to hear, Mount was, is, always will be the greatest, some wank is the best in the league (I missed who) and Fred, fuck me, I thought they were selling the useless shit, why? According to these clowns he is the best midfielder this side of the Pacos*


*I remember that line from a Cowboy film.
 
Lovebitesandeveryfing said:
It's hardly worth looking on the caf, to be honest, because what you pick up fairly quickly is that a truly huge proportion of posters are nowhere near Trafford Park and have never set foot in it in their lives. In that sense, what they claim is true — they are a world club. With a relatively weak local base. A very strange hybrid monster.
I think that this is even more true of them than it is of LFC, although I couldn't quantify it of course. I mean it specifically of those who post on Redcafé, as opposed to RAWK. There are a load of authentic Liverpudlian nutters posting on the latter, I believe. Not that I've looked on there for several years.
A few years ago, in a pub, I very briefly met a young Australian, clearly on holiday in Europe, who intoned very solemnly, “I'm a United supporter”. For a brief second, I thought of asking him, quite neutrally, “And when did you last step through the turnstiles?”
And then I thought, why bother. Did not pursue the conversation.
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One simple question...." Why ?? "
 
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