United Thread - 2023/24

[jimharri]

Great post. Irrelevant as a footballing entity but box office for comedy gold. Makes me laugh every time I see Maguire starting. He's like that kid at school that gets a game because you don't have enough players. Running in the wrong direction, bumping into other players, square boots, square head and doing a knee slide to the fans when he wins a throw in.

Always the last one to be picked.

 

[jacko74]

It's funny in that video you can see their number 39, I think it's McTominay, he looks at Maguire as if he's going to say something and then he just realised he can't even be arsed anymore.

Lol yes just shrugs his shoulders and walks away shaking his head.

 

[Vienna_70]

Ben Mendy likes this post

As I’ve said before, Mendy was a beast of a left-back before his cruciate injury.

And that’s not just my opinion; the general consensus on here was that we had bought a fantastic player.

 

[bennyboy]

Great to see how much they are hurting.

 

[havefaith]

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Brilliant :-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Doesn’t really rhyme mate.

Yeh but it's quite catchy once you nail the rhythm of it......... ;-)

 

[Metal Biker]

City have a team of professional players.

United have individual 'talents' obsessed with their social media influence.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Whats the 34 for in the thread title???

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Ha ha ha - just popped up on my phone that the Mancunian Way is partially closed due to a missing manhole cover!
Though wtf the rags were doing in Manchester is anybody's guess.

Is that o plug the Old Trafford water-festure?

The tourists'll be gutted.........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I thought it was the last tickover of that banner

I did at first - I thought we were Berty-ing ourselves for a moment to keep us grounded.............