United Thread - 2023/24

[Vienna_70]

I've heard of them...you set the alarm and when it goes off the mainspring explodes and slashes your wrist for you...
or was it a wind up.

Very good.

 

[Vienna_70]

The most embarrassing football statistic ever.
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So what?

It’s the result that matters, not who scores the goals.

Tell Højlund to come back, when he has scored 67 goals for them.

 

[Vienna_70]

I won’t be buying any Remington products.

 

[oakiecokie]

Was it the Importance of Being Idle?

Thats it dario. Cheers mate.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

These scum fan reaction compilations are side splitting hilarious.
But it got me thinking, if they really plumbed further depths their brains would implode. Entitled wankers.

Brains you say??

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Is that Gladstone Small....

I wouldn’t stick my neck out on that!

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

So what?

It’s the result that matters, not who scores the goals.

Tell Højlund to come back, when he has scored 67 goals for them.

If he's still there, it will probably take about 5 years before he gets to 67.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

I wonder how much the scums history would change if VAR was around in the Ferguson years??

They've got so used to getting away with murder over the years that now there is actually recourse on decisions they
all throw the toys out !!

I just had to check the thread header, for a moment I thought I was in the dipper thread!

 

[Stoned Rose]

So what?

It’s the result that matters, not who scores the goals.

Tell Højlund to come back, when he has scored 6 goals for them.

 

[chris8910]

I’ve heard they’ve got tickets on sale in every block for their home game this weekend. There was me thinking they had hundreds of millions of fans.
It would be great if someone had the image of their tickets remaining but it would mean signing up and fuck that.