United Thread - 2023/24

[mike1923]

Going in for Werner hahahahahahaha

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Similar to this then

Which is better

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

What is it about these cunts where everything has to be the best ever? Goals, youngsters, the treble.
Cunts. Hope the whole squad comes down with a dose of cat aids.

Which would be justice, alongside a dose of bird flu and pig rabies.

 

[dickie davies]

What is it about these cunts where everything has to be the best ever? Goals, youngsters, the treble.
Cunts. Hope the whole squad comes down with a dose of cat aids.

It would be the best cat aids this country, and possibly the world, has ever seen

 

[CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor]

Fair play that was the best goal I've ever seen in any game of football yesterday from Garnacho.

You'd have to be a fool to not admit he's the biggest young talent in world football since Ronaldo broke on the scene. Loads more naturally gifted than Cristiano in fact. He plays at the biggest club in the world and plays for the best national team in the world, so all the stars line up for him being a huge player for the next 20 years.

Mainoo as well looked great. He will slot in nicely next to Rice and Bellingham at the Euros. Can't remember a better performance from an English 18 year old, certainly in the history of the Premier League.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Similar to this then

Similar, yes.

 

[moh]

Fuck em

Like I teased the scum fan in work with today …

It’s a goal scored by a team on the reach. Everything about the move was them at 110%

They didn’t work on that in training did they.

No.

So it won’t happen.

Again

Ever

Enjoy

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What is it about these cunts where everything has to be the best ever? Goals, youngsters, the treble.
Cunts. Hope the whole squad comes down with a dose of cat aids.

You don’t mean that last bit. They might accidentally buy better players. Safer to not take that risk.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Fair play that was the best goal I've ever seen in any game of football yesterday from Garnacho.

You'd have to be a fool to not admit he's the biggest young talent in world football since Ronaldo broke on the scene. Loads more naturally gifted than Cristiano in fact.

Fair play that was the best post I've ever seen about any game of football yesterday from @CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor

You'd have to be a fool to not admit he's the best author of fiction since John Le Carre broke on the scene. Loads more naturally gifted than Le Carre in fact.


Biggest young talent in football?
Garnacho?

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Fair play that was the best goal I've ever seen in any game of football yesterday from Garnacho.

You'd have to be a fool to not admit he's the biggest young talent in world football since Ronaldo broke on the scene. Loads more naturally gifted than Cristiano in fact. He plays at the biggest club in the world and plays for the best national team in the world, so all the stars line up for him being a huge player for the next 20 years.

Mainoo as well looked great. He will slot in nicely next to Rice and Bellingham at the Euros. Can't remember a better performance from an English 18 year old, certainly in the history of the Premier League.

Rag...