Bollo
Well-Known Member
We all know that City are masters of the bluff when it comes to “interest” in gash players that end up at the rags, but I’m beginning to think that we’ve played a next-level blinder with Onana.
You can imagine Pep before the CL Final.. “lads, the rags need a replacement for the doughnut thief. Inter’s keeper is an accident waiting to happen, but today I want you to make him look mint. So, a few shots to hand please. Don’t worry, he’ll throw himself at them like a 3 year old doing a superman impression. Maybe give a sporting clap and look wistful if he manages to catch something. Poundshop Me won’t be able to resist spaffing another 50 mil.”
Mission accomplished.
You can imagine Pep before the CL Final.. “lads, the rags need a replacement for the doughnut thief. Inter’s keeper is an accident waiting to happen, but today I want you to make him look mint. So, a few shots to hand please. Don’t worry, he’ll throw himself at them like a 3 year old doing a superman impression. Maybe give a sporting clap and look wistful if he manages to catch something. Poundshop Me won’t be able to resist spaffing another 50 mil.”
Mission accomplished.
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