United Thread - 2023/24

[Debaser]

TNT/BT actually mentioned their poor record against top 5 sides.

Not won against a top 8 side in 2 years iirc

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Apparently they've not beaten a top 8 side away from home in the league for almost 3 years

Not surprising, as it usually takes them vast amounts of luck, and VAR, to beat the bottom 8 sides.

 

[Blueknows]

Not won against a top 8 side in 2 years iirc

Wow

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[bakerdave76]

Last time he came to Manchester was at the Eithad for some tin pot award,he took the piss out of us i ask him to meet up in mary Dee's for a cheeky pint and a slap ,he declined..shall we go !

 

[city2]

100 years since Newcastle have beaten the rags 3 times lol another record

 

[cityontheup]

He's completely broken

Is his roof leaking as well?

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

He's completely broken

It can’t help his mood that he’s clearly got a leaking roof in his office?

The combination of pain from the result/performance and the thought of his upcoming plumbing/decorating bill makes for compelling viewing though.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Is his roof leaking as well?

Great minds think alike

 

[Mike N]

The bullfrog of Ashton

Does he think putting a hat on inside makes him seem more intelligent? Cause it ain’t working!