United Thread - 2023/24

[Crooked_rain]

Only 3 of 96 teams in Europes top 5 leagues have lost more games than Manchester United this season.

Almeria, Union Berlin and Burnley.

Surely that's in all competitions?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

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I was so hoping that his shirt had something funny on too.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Who the fuck is Bareyern?

I can only imagine whoever typed it was wracked with grief or struggling to stop their sides splitting.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

This was less than 3 months ago. Shameless bastards

Can you smell what the hag is cookin'?

 

[dublinblue12]

 

[Gazza]

Do the rags still have to inform the NYSE 24 hours before they want to sack him, because they'll have to hurry before they close for Christmas.

 

[Protein Junkie]

On the History Channel, I presume?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Sir Jim will be looking for a discount for the takeover.

 

[Aba452]

Just hope Pep Mk ii from wish.com remembers the heavy duty lube this weekend ?!? He's going to need it.....

 

[TinFoilHat]

The dippers will be gutted Fatty and Slabby are out of EL 'istreeco.

The rags might have players starting that keep the score down.