United Thread - 2023/24

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I'm sure they would have if it had been made public at the time.
Probably got more air time in Italy when you consider how quickly the Rag loving media swept it under the carpet over here.

Swept what under the carpet?….

 

[Blueboy73]

The amount of bullshit and propaganda that comes out of that club is astounding. Rashford signs a new contract for obscene money and United are peddling the myth that PSG and “other English PL sides “ were after his signature. Does anyone really think PSG were after fish finger boy ? And the most laughable is that other PL clubs were interested? Who are these mystery PL clubs ? City , no , Scouse , no , Arsenal no , Spurs ? maybe ? It’s a load of old shite , the one trick pony can’t see further than his findus contract or Wythenshawe park , the amount of bullshit that comes out of old Trafford is literally staggering, it’s actually amusing , they really really think they are the biggest club in the world don’t they? How the fuck have they got away with that title for all of these years ? Haven’t they seen how many CL titles that Madrid , Barca, Bayern and even the Scouse have ? Under what barometer have those cunts got to even think like they do . Cunts

Rags with all this "Biggest Club in the World" bollocks always makes me laugh.
As you rightly say there is no measurable barometer or criteria to back this up.
They remind me of a washed up no mark who has been refused entry to a nightclub saying "Do you know who I am" to the bouncer who is stood there laughing at them.

 

[Blue Mist]

What I don’t get is he was on a free from Ajax last year…why the fuck did Tea Bag not pick him up then instead of waiting for a year to pay £50m for him….

Surely he knew he would have been a good signing a year ago? Absolute shambles of a club.

No no no, they had the world's best keeper then. Now they want the world's best keeper. Please keep up.

 

[Blueboy73]

Swept what under the carpet?….

Dunno, whatever it was never happened.
Not in my lifetime...

 

[horlock_was_super]

Highly likely.
Pound Shop Pep is trying to sign yet another player he's worked with before.
Van Basten said he thought Anthony was overpriced at the 30 million they (Ajax) paid for him before the Rags paid 80 million for the one footed fraud.
This time he wants to pay 50 million for someone who was available for free 12 months ago.

Oh how they laughed when we paid £750,000 on the late Michael Robinson back in the 70’s? I remember Nobby Stiles saying at the time that PNE had us over. Seems that ten bob’s obsession with his Ajax cast offs will hopefully lead to more misery for the scruffy swamp dwellers.
SCUM. WTFAmu?
CTID.
As you w3r3 Blues.

 

[jrb]

United have announced their new captain.

 

[jacko74]

I normally never let crap in the media get to me, But I must admit I'm so fucking pissed off how they breach FFP rules and not a single word said about it.

Every single media outlet had the knives out to get City and get us punished! Pep been bombarded with questions about it week in week out. Before and after every single game on BT and SKY just talking about City being stripped of titles ect...

Football can seriously piss you off sometimes. The fucking shit twats. Can't wait to humiliate the cunts again next season.

It's so obvious that the club, the authorities and the arse licking media have been colluding to lay the groundwork for some time now for this to be trivialised, disregarded as an irrelevance and swept under the carpet, with all the narrative about how united will supposedly be limited by FFP in this window, making out how keen united are to abide by the rules and this was just a trivial oversight from years ago.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Just reading that Jim Ragcliffe owns the fracking rights in the land where the swamp is.

Be funny if he buys the club just to knock it down and drill on it.

I think he’s been drilling that roof for years the fuckin state of the leaks..!

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Sir Rashford close to a new 5 year deal. Marvellous signing.

Five more years of purple Patchford knuckleballing his shots from any angle on the pitch.

Glorious stuff.

 

[jacko74]

Had one of his better seasons last year, however he finished 6th in the overall goal scoring standings in the Premier League. The rest of his stats were padded out by goals in the league cup and Europa League, will be interesting to see if last season was a one off or a change in fortunes to player that had a similar goal scoring record to Gabriel Jesus.

£375k a week is nuts, De Bruyne gets similar money to that but he has 5 x Premier league titles and a Champions league to show for it.

Had a bit of purple patch tapping in a few sitters for half a season and they reward him with £375k a week, Clown Club.