United Thread - 2023/24

[remember arthur mann]

Meanwhile, over at the swamp. Jurgen bottles it due to pressure of Ten Hags success.

 

[Stato]

Standard disciplinary issues for the rags.
Sevilla have made that Hannibal kid unavailable

 

[spinney]

So if Klipperty can't cope with football does that mean he's nailed on for the rags?

Just wondering....

ive been winding them up with that one since i heard the news ....... guess what .. they dont like it hahahaha

 

[Vienna_70]

The gift that keeps on giving :-) I thought they were having a clear out.
Omar is clearly taking the piss if he's sanctioned this

Weren’t they trying to get rid of him - along with Magliar - in the summer?

What a truly fucked up approach.

 

[Vienna_70]

Latest whopper from the Daily United

Man Utd handed Vinicius transfer boost as Real Madrid 'make room for Mbappe'

Real Madrid are in negotiations with Paris Saint-Germain star Kylian Mbappe over a huge-money summer transfer - and that could help Manchester United land Vinicius Junior

www.mirror.co.uk

As if a player of his quality would even consider joining a club that is struggling to qualify for the Europa Conference League, let alone the CL.

What a load of shite.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Rashford on the piss.

 

[Vienna_70]

Rashford on the piss.

Lead balloon time at the swamp.

Is Rashford trying to emulate the wife-beating liver thief in his home town?

 

[dobingsdobber]

That's irrelevant:-)

Isn't that a big grey animal with a long trunk?

 

[Mike N]

Will they be referred to as ‘last year’s finalists’ tomorrow? Hope so.

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[remember arthur mann]

Rashford on the piss.

Nope, Goldbridge has gone to great lengths confirming he didn't have any alcohol.