United Thread - 2023/24

[Colin Bells Boots]

More than Kane.

I've won more that Kane and I've go no legs.

 

[bluebanana83]

Only other English team to win a trophy. Played an entire season without a recognised center forward. Our (incredibly limited) Keeper won the golden glove for the most clean sheets in a season. It wasn't because of him. It was the defence.

No it was because you played cowards football despite spunking more than any other team in the league. Also, De Gea might have got golden glove but your GD and goals conceded was shite in comparison to others.

The delusion is unbelievable. You won the league cup after avoiding all the best teams in the competition. Newcastle were better than you in the final as well.

You couldn’t even beat a shit Sevilla with City players from 8 years ago, who we also trounced in the champions league.

3rd was a fluke. Any other season you would have been about 7th.

 

[hertsblue]

Notice no mention of wages on the BBC report of Rashfords new contract

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Both full backs are better higher up the pitch than defending (Dalot and Shaw) Martinez is almost a CDM and has played there for Ajax. Varane to mop up with his pace. I think they are geared up for this. And if he plays Mount and Fernandes as two number 8's with Casemiro holding, it is essentially matching your midfield of last season with De Bruyne and Gundowan as 8's and Rodri holding.

Remember that VW ad of a few years ago with a car dealer in a shit cheap car showroom closing the car door and as it clicks shut he says to the prospective buyer “ hear that, just like a Volkswagen.”?

Well that salesman was you you deluded twat.

 

[Maly]

I've won more that Kane and I've go no legs.

You’ve got feet for your boots tho right?

 

[Blueboy73]

Only other English team to win a trophy. Played an entire season without a recognised center forward. Our (incredibly limited) Keeper won the golden glove for the most clean sheets in a season. It wasn't because of him. It was the defence.

City won back to back titles without a recognised centre forward and Ederson has won the Golden Glove 3 years in a row durng his time at City so your point is what exactly?
You lot were getting giddy in February but it all turned to shit as per usual and the Norwich scarves came out again culminating in your massive protest with 35 in attendance.
Jog on Raggy, you were funny for a while but your attempts at turd polishing are becoming boring now.

 

[inchy14]

Too early ? What, are you waiting until one or two games have been played first ?

They declare themselves champions if they’re top after the first game….

 

[Protein Junkie]

Wasn’t fake Ronaldo going to be their all star centre forward last season ?
That worked out well

 

[Protein Junkie]

They declare themselves champions if they’re top after the first game….

Don’t say it

 

[Gingers Dad]

Has Onana stopped taking the banned substances now ?

Can't find a mention of this in the media curiously.

He's not been tested positive for a while. Is that the same?