United Thread - 2023/24

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A good read, as you say especially given the author’s track record.

The unintentional humour of the bit about Augmented Reality is worth the wait in itself:

"Just imagine how much United could generate from their huge global fanbase if supporters were able to pay to be Marcus Rashford or Bruno Fernandes for 90 minutes?"

Dawdling and whining for 90 minutes? I can get that watching some of my co-workers and get paid while I do it. There really is one born every minute.
Pay to be 'marcus rashford'
So you're telling me that with AI I could simulate going on the piss for 12 hours in Belfast. Wow.


I presume I wouldn't wake up with a hangover and have to throw a sickie in?
 
Ha ha ha Irish sly sport rag on The Chase. Wanted to win enough to take his daughter to the swamp so she could experience a big stadium atmosphere.
(stop laughing at the back and the middle and errr the front too)
Got caught so she’s going to have to - his words; “shout at the television “
Mrs Super Kev wasn’t impressed when I cheered and said fuck off you rag ****.
She doesn’t like the word rag.
 
Well there's a stadium in Munich - or even Beijing.....
Beijing Red4 Lyf, the best account in the history of Twitter, would love this. Wish he'd re-appear -- at the top of his game he was one of the funniest people I've ever read. Knowing he had to be a blue on the wind-up made it all the better.

For those not familiar, https://twitter.com/Beijingcasuals.
 
Scouse have done well to update Anfield. It looks a proper stadium. I can’t see how that can happen to the skip, logistically.
Other than those seats which face… the other seats, you’d have to sit at 45 degrees or have your neck at 45 degrees all game
 
Beijing Red4 Lyf, the best account in the history of Twitter, would love this. Wish he'd re-appear -- at the top of his game he was one of the funniest people I've ever read. Knowing he had to be a blue on the wind-up made it all the better.

For those not familiar, https://twitter.com/Beijingcasuals.
Yeah, he was fucking brilliant.
 
Ha ha ha Irish sly sport rag on The Chase. Wanted to win enough to take his daughter to the swamp so she could experience a big stadium atmosphere.
(stop laughing at the back and the middle and errr the front too)
Got caught so she’s going to have to - his words; “shout at the television “
Mrs Super Kev wasn’t impressed when I cheered and said fuck off you rag ****.
She doesn’t like the word rag.
I thought exactly that ('a big stadium atmosphere'). His daughter will be mentally scarred for life when she sees the reality.
 
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