United Thread - 2023/24

[jacko74]

He's currently 5th choice center back. If someone is willing to fork 30 million out for him, then Ten Hag will snap their hands off.

He could do a job for a mid to bottom PL side. His biggest problem is that he prefers to defend deep, in touching distance with the opposition center forward, so he can bearhug them and manhandle them to the ground with impunity.

Fixed that for you.

Without the protection afforded to him playing for united he would be almost permanently banned from the all the yellows and reds he would pick up.

 

[Sky Blue]

Did you know that the highest attendance in all European competitions last season was in the Europa league. Can you guess the game?

No idea or care but I'm guessing it was on a Thursday night.

 

[roach3]

So to summarise for the rags Summer so far

Mason Mount - 2 goals 2 assists last season.

Onana - failed a drug test and was picked up by Inter for free now the rags are paying £47 million for him.

Johnny Fucking Evans - sign a player surplus to requirements a decade ago. This whilst pushing Maguire out of the door who they paid £85 million for.

Gave Rashford a five year contract off one good season paying him what Kevin De Bruyne gets a week.

Failed FFP citing covid as the reason when it didn’t happen to us, Arsenal, Liverpool and Chelsea during that accounting period.

Don’t have a shirt sponsor.

No where near any completion of a take over.

Have I missed anything?

yeh there a bunch of self righteous cunts

 

[roach3]

Did you know that the highest attendance in all European competitions last season was in the Europa league. Can you guess the game?

was it the glory hunters noodle trophy and more importantly what was the score?

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Why is the United thread up to 280 pages without a ball being kicked?

I love talking about United, it's my favourite thing.

Yours too.

xx

We more laugh at United these days than talk about them, probably why this thread is so long before August. You seem to be in total denial about what a shit show is going on at Old Trafford.

 

[mattcity5]

Did you know that the highest attendance in all European competitions last season was in the Europa league. Can you guess the game?

Pretty impressive that Barcelona have such a big ground isn't it?

That's how they got 90,225 against you in Feb.

It's almost as good as the 92,302 they got v Inter in the Champions League group stages.

 

[Protein Junkie]

was it the glory hunters noodle trophy and more importantly what was the score?

Ha ha Europa League Attendance Trophy :-)
Not a word on how they got there !

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Pretty impressive that Barcelona have such a big ground isn't it?

That's how they got 90,225 against you in Feb.

It's almost as good as the 92,302 they got v Inter in the Champions League group stages.

Barcelona Vs the rags, two debt laden relics of the past harking back to the good old days. The Nou Camp looks better than the Swamp those days and they knocked most of it down.

 

[mattcity5]

Did you know that the highest attendance in all European competitions last season was in the Europa league. Can you guess the game?

And if you remember correctly, that Barca v United saw a crowd of 90,225.

What do you make of this?

FC Barcelona - Manchester City | Friendly Friendly - FC Barcelona

Discover the Barça's latest news, photos, videos and statistics for this match for the Friendly match between FC Barcelona - Manchester City, on the Wed 24 Aug 2022, 20:30 BST.

www.fcbarcelona.com

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

So to summarise for the rags Summer so far

Mason Mount - 2 goals 2 assists last season.

Onana - failed a drug test and was picked up by Inter for free now the rags are paying £47 million for him.

Johnny Fucking Evans - sign a player surplus to requirements a decade ago. This whilst pushing Maguire out of the door who they paid £85 million for.

Gave Rashford a five year contract off one good season paying him what Kevin De Bruyne gets a week.

Failed FFP citing covid as the reason when it didn’t happen to us, Arsenal, Liverpool and Chelsea during that accounting period.

Don’t have a shirt sponsor.

No where near any completion of a take over.

Have I missed anything?

Just the £800 million debts (and rising)