United Thread - 2023/24

[waspish]

Absolutely fucked them those injuries to Shaw and Højlund. Villa have put two good wins together aswell to slam the door on them. We need to run up and volley the cunts in the ribs while they are down next weekend. Its important long term to keep them out of the CL spots this Summer.

Spurs need to keep winning too because we know 5th place is also champs league qualification

 

[heslops barnet]

I cant figure out tent peg.

Is he a great actor playing the rags at the same time as earning big money. Or does he really think he is as good as Pep, klopp, etc

Deluded **** just like the fans

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Spurs need to keep winning too because we know 5th place is also champs league qualification

I've heard that off the rags in work, what needs to occur for that to be definite?

 

[waspish]

I've heard that off the rags in work, what needs to occur for that to be definite?

Think there is enough teams in Europe that will get far enough to get enough coefficient points

 

[abu13]

He's a ****.

 

[abu13]

I had quite an interesting Rag yesterday, didn't know him from Adam but he started to talk to me about football and asked who I supported. As soon as I said I was a blue the usual bullshit started. (Not about the charges (for a fucking change) but about the players. For a bit of fun I decided to just go with the flow and agree with whatever he said. To cut a long story short by the end of the conversation I was in total agreement with him that when fit their squad is every bit as strong as ours, they would have been serious challengers for the league without injuries, Ten Hag will turn them into them into a top 3 side next season with a strong run in the CL. I even agreed with him that I can see a valid argument that Ratcliffe should receive funding from the Government for a new stadium.

There were three big take aways from this chat.
1. Fucking hell they believe everything that they get spoon fed by the media and believe their own hype.
2. It was so much easier just playing along while laughing inside than trying to argue with them.
3. You couldnt get the grin of my face thinking of this prick at full time yesterday

 

[Mr Fraser]

He's a ****.

No he's not

He's a fucking cheating ****

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Because that's the content the thick cunts want.

As I say, he's absolutely nailed his plan and he's rinsing them. Clever man is "Goldbridge". Don't fall for the act because the man behind it knows his onions when it comes to fraud

The main thing the internet has taught me is how many thick people there are. It's amazing the number of people who fall for obviously fake shit, from people telling the AI generated girl how cute she is, to people believing that Goldbridge actually supports Man Utd.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

He's a ****.

Most footballers are diving play actors.
But rat face is just a ****

 

[Protein Junkie]

Has Scruffy Jim surfaced today ? Seen nowt on Sky or the BBC.
What’s he had for Sunday Dinner?