United Thread - 2023/24

[big gaz]

They are having a recruitment drive even as we speak. The criteria is:
1) Are you an obnoxious prick who puts personal glory above team work?
2). Are you the sort of spineless cnut who would render an opponent unconscious
before he's even aware of your existence?
3) If an adult male offered you out would you soil your underwear, cry, and
run off home to get your big brother?
4). Are you so plastic that every night your mum has to physically dismantle you
before putting all your pieces into bed?
5). Are you the sort of disagreeable bastard who could come to blows with your
own silhouette - and STILL take a pounding?
6). Did you only become a footballer because you failed the IQ test to become a waste paper basket?

If you answered 'yes' to even one of the above, send your completed application form to:
Clueless-Cuntz Ltd, Body Odour house, Braindead Boulevard, Trafford.

Just on a side note, whats the pay ?

 

[Really_here]

Just on a side note, whats the pay ?

Just ask your agent to tell us how much you want, no problem

 

[big gaz]

Just ask your agent to tell us how much you want, no problem

;-)

 

[lazerblue]

It’s hard to describe but does anyone else feel like the ‘edge’ and animosity has been lost on derby day. Doesn’t feel the same anymore? Maybe cause they’re fucking shite but still. I remember the derbies around 2010-2013 they was proper heated you could feel the tension in the ground.

not for me, i hate these cunts with a vengeance, i want to absolutely destroy the fuckers at every oppotinity, now wev'e got our foot on their throat we souldn't let em up ever again! my tempers building like every derby day for the last 65yrs

 

[lazerblue]

Can we be sure this is not Salford RLFC, have no probs with those lads :-)

the original red devils, something else the fuckers stole!

 

[lazerblue]

They were relevant when you used brylcreem, wore suits to the match, waved newspapers in the air after a goal was scored and rattles were allowed.

happy days, the smell of the ogdens walnut pipe tobacco as is billowed from under the roof of the kippax, wonderfull

 

[KentBlue]

happy days, the smell of the ogdens walnut pipe tobacco as is billowed from under the roof of the kippax, wonderfull

I thought that was a reference to the utterly superb Small Faces for a moment.

 

[TinFoilHat]

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...yers-asked-for-day-off-after-defeat-by-fulham

Rashford wanted to go to Monday Club in Larne?

 

[manclad]

I thought that was a reference to the utterly superb Small Faces for a moment.

"Ogdens Nut Gone Flake" !!

 

[TinFoilHat]