United Thread - 2023/24

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Still. A shithouse of a club
And a shithouse of a club whose deluded, desperate fanbase truly believe Scruffy Jim has taken over the club completely because he has appointed his cycling mate Brailsford, Berrada and eventually Ashworth and made noises about a new or upgraded stadium.

They think that Jim'll Jinx It has all the power behind the throne at the swamp and all will be fine at the Theatre of Screams. It's kind of sad to think how easily these fools can be brainwashed into believing such bullshit fed to them by the United loving media machine.

Well according to my maths, 27% ownership represents a minority stake, not a full takeover in any shape or form whatsoever.

Meanwhile the rest of us know who has the real power at the swamp, who are the majority shareholders and who can ditch Scruffy Jim and everything he brings to the table. It's the Glazers who are pissing themselves laughing all the way to the bank, saddling United with more debt, safe in the knowledge that if it goes tits up, scruffy Jim has signed as guarantor for all the accrued debts they have run up. The tragi-comedy that is currently playing at the swamp has years to run methinks. And long may it continue, couldn't happen to a nicer club.
 
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And a shithouse of a club whose deluded, desperate fanbase truly believe Scruffy Jim has taken over the club completely because he has appointed his cycling mate Brailsford, Berrada and eventually Ashworth and made noises about a new or upgraded stadium.

They think that Jim'll Jinx It has all the power behind the throne at the swamp and all will be fine at the Theatre of Screams. It's kind of sad to think how easily these fools can be brainwashed into believing such bullshit fed to them by the United loving media machine.

Well according to my maths, 27% ownership represents a minority stake, not a full takeover in any shape or form whatsoever.

Meanwhile the rest of us know who has the real power at the swamp, who are the majority shareholders and who can ditch Scruffy Jim and everything he brings to the table. It's the Glazers who are pissing themselves laughing all the way to the bank, saddling United with more debt, safe in the knowledge that if it goes tits up, scruffy Jim has signed as guarantor for all the accrued debts they have run up. The tragi-comedy that is currently playing at the swamp has years to run methinks. And long,long,long,long,long,long,long, may it continue, could happen to a nicer club.
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And a shithouse of a club whose deluded, desperate fanbase truly believe Scruffy Jim has taken over the club completely because he has appointed his cycling mate Brailsford, Berrada and eventually Ashworth and made noises about a new or upgraded stadium.

They think that Jim'll Jinx It has all the power behind the throne at the swamp and all will be fine at the Theatre of Screams. It's kind of sad to think how easily these fools can be brainwashed into believing such bullshit fed to them by the United loving media machine.

Well according to my maths, 27% ownership represents a minority stake, not a full takeover in any shape or form whatsoever.

Meanwhile the rest of us know who has the real power at the swamp, who are the majority shareholders and who can ditch Scruffy Jim and everything he brings to the table. It's the Glazers who are pissing themselves laughing all the way to the bank, saddling United with more debt, safe in the knowledge that if it goes tits up, scruffy Jim has signed as guarantor for all the accrued debts they have run up. The tragi-comedy that is currently playing at the swamp has years to run methinks. And long may it continue, could happen to a nicer club.

And do everyone of those shares carry voting rights, plus INEOS isn't his company he has a stake, nothing more. Ohhhhhh this is going to be priceless!!!!!
 
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