United Thread - 2023/24

[RodneyRodney]

They are having a recruitment drive even as we speak. The criteria is:
1) Are you an obnoxious prick who puts personal glory above team work?
2). Are you the sort of spineless cnut who would render an opponent unconscious
before he's even aware of your existence?
3) If an adult male offered you out would you soil your underwear, cry, and
run off home to get your big brother?
4). Are you so plastic that every night your mum has to physically dismantle you
before putting all your pieces into bed?
5). Are you the sort of disagreeable bastard who could come to blows with your
own silhouette - and STILL take a pounding?
6). Did you only become a footballer because you failed the IQ test to become a waste paper basket?

If you answered 'yes' to even one of the above, send your completed application form to:
Clueless-Cuntz Ltd, Body Odour house, Braindead Boulevard, Trafford.

Hojlund's the only one that could finish an application form - and he'd need help.

 

[RodneyRodney]

Idle twats had the day off on Saturday. Why did they need a second day?

Jewelry shopping

 

[RodneyRodney]

not for me, i hate these cunts with a vengeance, i want to absolutely destroy the fuckers at every oppotinity, now wev'e got our foot on their throat we souldn't let em up ever again! my tempers building like every derby day for the last 65yrs

I'm still seething about the 6-3

 

[Metal Biker]

Live footage of an average Rag watching tonights game, with thoughts turning to the Derby;

 

[Longballutd]

 

[Kinkybyname]

Maguire's nipper valve tonight...

 

[mancboy]

It’s hard to describe but does anyone else feel like the ‘edge’ and animosity has been lost on derby day. Doesn’t feel the same anymore? Maybe cause they’re fucking shite but still. I remember the derbies around 2010-2013 they was proper heated you could feel the tension in the ground.

I hate em, im glad theres an extra day this year so i can hate em a bit more, I'll never forget the way they gleefully mocked us, it wasnt enough for them to win they had to stick it to us thoroughly encouraged by the club and the gpc, so if you EVER feel even an ounce of sympathy for that festering scab that calls itself a club just remember that fucking banner, remember not in my lifetime, remember that irish **** keane, remember every single self entitled braindead fuckwit in a red shirt you've been forced to endure and put your foot back on their neck.

 

[Debaser]

Maguire's nipper valve tonight...


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He's filing his studs and practicing his straight leg stamps

 

[city2]

Still. A shithouse of a club

 

[deegee33]

Still. A shithouse of a club

As they say, "A zebra never changes it's stripes".