United Thread - 2023/24

[aka blue jambo]

Edinburgh is full of the feckers today

 

[N1985]

Edinburgh is full of the feckers today

Playing at that egg chasing place. BBC live reporting it like it's the quarter final of the Champions League

 

[aka blue jambo]

Playing at that egg chasing place. BBC live reporting it like it's the quarter final of the Champions League

Unfortunately that's pretty much my back garden

 

[N1985]

Unfortunately that's pretty much my back garden

Fuck me wouldn't fancy mowing that grass pal.

 

[vincent]

BBC have rolling coverage of their pre-season games… don’t recall seeing this for any other club.

 

[aka blue jambo]

Fuck me wouldn't fancy mowing that grass pal.

My gardneners take care of that shit for me mate

 

[Deepest Blue]

Have heard there's been a voucher for free entry with every bottle of Buckfast or can of Tennants Super Strength.
Ref seems quite reluctant to pull them up for anything. Hair Bear does a shocking challenge from behind, ref pulls a "don't do that, it's not nice" face and plays on.

 

[horlock_was_super]

BBC have rolling coverage of their pre-season games… don’t recall seeing this for any other club.

Fucking hell - I am about to defend the beeb!

They covered the West Ham spuds game yesterday

 

[bennyboy]

Great entertainment given the cunts a dig about the real treble winners.

 

[hammocity]

Well said. It was a term of abuse used in playgrounds 40'ish years ago and should have stayed there.

I went seeing a Thalidomide comedian (both arms short), into his act he said I’ve an announcement to make:

“My wife has just given birth to our baby”

Big cheer went up and a round of applause, he composed himself then said:

“The wife has three arses to wipe now”

Brought the house down