United Thread - 2023/24

[paulchapo]

Tough paper round that lad had.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Tough paper round that lad had.

What about the dippers doing aeroplane gestures. No one will be found to be responsible, it’s the dipper way bending over backwards to them

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I am convinced that Slimy Stone reads this thread, every time we take the piss out of one of their players he writes a puff piece about them:-

Kobbie Mainoo England call-up: Manchester United midfielder's rise to stardom

After his first England senior call-up, BBC Sport charts the rise of Manchester United youngster Kobbie Mainoo.

www.bbc.com

Is 'Seedorf vibes' (who was a fucking terrific player by the way) code for 'Sunderland within 18 months'?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Sir Jim Ratcliffe now makes his feelings clear about Manchester City

"The enemy."

www.manchestercity.news

Why doesn't he just get on with his job and keep his mouth shut. As sure as eggs are eggs this ' let's make an enemy out of City because it makes me look good ' attitude is going to bite him on his arse if it doesn't transpire, he will look a right tit.

 

[Vienna_70]

Quite some stat from the Beeb... "Four of the past five 90th-minute winning goals in the Premier League by players aged 18 or younger have been for United: Federico Macheda in 2009, Marcus Rashford in 2016, Alejandro Garnacho in 2022 and now Mainoo."


Mainoo has started really well.

To come in at 18, play in arguably the most demanding role in the team and make the role his, is impressive.

It would've been very easy for Ten Haag to play the Brazilian fella and put Mainoo in sporadically.

He's very relaxed on the ball and plays that role well for a kid. I really like him.

Except that Mainoo's wasn’t in the Premier League

 

[Vienna_70]

You're wasted in here sometimes. ;)

:D

 

[old blue]

The tax dodger wants to find “the next mbappe” rather than signing the real thing, I fuckin bet he does that’s £180m saved!!

The reporter misheard the scruff said he wanted a map to locate the Caymans.

 

[dadnlad]

Is 'Seedorf vibes' (who was a fucking terrific player by the way) code for 'Sunderland within 18 months'?

Steve Bruce got his job back

 

[paulchapo]

What about the dippers doing aeroplane gestures. No one will be found to be responsible, it’s the dipper way bending over backwards to them

That and throwing flares.

 

[Brooklands Blue]

Tough paper round that lad had.

He was in the year below me at St Paul's high school in Wythenshawe. I can confirm that he was a loud mouth cretin even back then!