United Thread - 2023/24

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Game kicked off at 4am so recorded it and just watched it back.

Fuck me I’ve never seen Brentford dominate any team in the league to the extent they did last night. United are absolutely fucking gash and Mainoo was totally invisible once the commentators stopped mentioning him every 10 seconds.
 
My guess is one of them is a trainee barber and cuts all their hair for free or a discount. Unfortunately he's only learned one style of cut so far, which is why they all have shit hairstyles.
1 of them is hiding his haircut with a goggle hood. He obviously isn’t happy with his hair cut.
 
a player is in an offside position if any of their body parts, except the hands and arms, are in the opponents' half of the pitch, and closer to the opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second-last opponent (the last opponent is usually, but not necessarily, the goalkeeper).[1]

Video Assistant Referee​

Brentford 0-0 Man Utd
It looks initially on the replay as though Ivan Toney's hand is offside but the lines are needed to confirm it. No goal.




So how can he be offside for a hand which you can't score from?
No corruption here, no
Because it turned out that it was his knee rather than his hand and it was about a foot off.

Shockingly, the intern writing the minute by minute updates isn’t the great oracle of decision making.
 
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