United Thread - 2023/24

[ganganvince]

https://dubz.co/mc/bf7d39 1-0

Bellingham playing at the top of a diamond formation with Vini Jr & Rodrygo up front.

Looked off to me

 

[jim tolmies perm]

Football can never be the same

The **** never went near an away game when I knew him...not even Maine Rd where we offered to take him on many occasions

 

[Brad mcfc]

All that money spent and still so far behind.

 

[JASR]

self proclaimed worlds biggest clubs, Real Madrid Vs united in their natural supporters location of not Madrid/Manchester, with additional bonus of biggest name from Dortmund not called Haaland. Attendance 67000

Stadium capacity 72000.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Slimy Simon's match report seems to be all about Bellingham, what a waste of our money he is.....he also tells us the new Zidane keeper can play short passes with both feet, Mason is a peacemaker and they can't hit a barn door upfront.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Football can never be the same

I've written a little song for him:

B-A-L-L-O-T
That spells no Spurs ticket for Pete.
With a nick nack paddywack,
Give the dog a bone.
He'll have to fucking watch at home.

 

[jacko74]

I've just seen highlights of their so-called 'friendly' against Real Madrid. I swear if referees were to do the job they are supposed to be doing the rags would finish every game with only eight players. They truly are the Wimbledon of the 21st century. Hoofball tactics, crunching, knee-high 'tackles,' shirt-pulling and diving theatrically to the ground when an opponent is near.

I find it disgusting that in this digital age, with tv cameras covering almost every blade of grass during a game, and virtually every person in the crowd with an iPhone, that nothing more is made of the way they kick and punch their way through games.
Watching the highlights I was incensed by the apparent indifference show by the officials towards the rags' thuggish brutality. They caused a Wrexham player to suffer a punctured lung the other night, and could easily have caused a life-changing injury to one the Madrid players.


I have a strong sense of foreboding about the new season, because sooner or later one of these knuckle-draggers is going put someone's life in danger with their reckless brutality. And it could be one of ours.

They've always been allowed to get away with extraordinary levels of thuggery, it's the one thing that has remained a constant throughout all their managers post pisscan.

But if this pre season is anything to go by we're going to see unprecedented levels of thuggery and gamesmanship from them in the coming season (obviously going unpunished by the refs and unreported by the media as per usual)

 

[hertsblue]

Slimy Simon's match report seems to be all about Bellingham, what a waste of our money he is.....he also tells us the new Zidane keeper can play short passes with both feet, Mason is a peacemaker and they can't hit a barn door upfront.

Notice it’s under European football not Utd as they lost so will soon vanish from the page

 

[waspish]

How did the new best keeper in the world play ?

Read some were getting really giddy when he was further up field than there centre back!

 

[waspish]

The premier couldn't of picked an easier first home game! They'll batter wolves 5-0 mount Rashford hatrick rat face penalty!