United Thread - 2023/24

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same as every year they'll start of well, ten haag is a genius, every single player is the best player in the world and then it will fall apart but it will be because of injuries, tiredness, the refs etc anything but them being shite.

Tbh they are like liverpool without the stupid accent.
 
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Remember when they lost to Wrexham, Slimy Stone and other media went to pains to highlight it was a youth team.

When they lost to Madrid, it was all the 1st team squad yet no reports highlight this Or show the line up

Man United starting lineup (4-2-3-1): 24. Onana (GK) – 29. Wan-Bissaka, 19. Varane, 6. L. Martinez, 23. Shaw – 18. Casemiro, 37. Mainoo (14. Eriksen 6') – 7. Mount, 8. Fernandes, 49. Garnacho – 10. Rashford.

Man United 62nd minute (4-2-3-1): 24. Onana (GK) – 20. Dalot, 5. Maguire, 2. Lindelof, 33. Williams – 39. McTominay, 34. Van de Beek – 21. Antony 8. Fernandes, 28. Pellistri – 25. Sancho
 
Eleven Hag is even more delusional than their fickle fanbase. This guy has some weird sense of self-importance and confidence. According to him - "There were lots of doubts when we called and approached players last summer. Now it's very, very different. This year, they see the ambition in the project, and many quality players really want to come."

The quality players that he has signed this summer - Mason f***ing Mount, Jonny 'the new Phil Jones' Evans, Andre 'Druggie' Onana. We should be so scared! Eleven Hag's quality players will sweep through everything in their path!

Mr. Flopp has finally a competitor in bullshitting!!
 
mancboy said:
they are getting giddy about him playing out from the back , what they seem to massively forget is that they dont have any centre backs or full backs who are comfortable on the ball or receiving it in tight areas.
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Imagine getting all excited about a footballing concept that Pep put in place at City 7 years ago and has been an integral part of how his teams play since around 2008. They are light years behind City in terms of management and the quality of the player they attract. They’ve spent around a hundred million so far this window and there hasn’t been much improvement in the overall level of the squad.
 
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Eleven Hag is even more delusional than their fickle fanbase. This guy has some weird sense of self-importance and confidence. According to him - "There were lots of doubts when we called and approached players last summer. Now it's very, very different. This year, they see the ambition in the project, and many quality players really want to come."

The quality players that he has signed this summer - Mason f***ing Mount, Jonny 'the new Phil Jones' Evans, Andre 'Druggie' Onana. We should be so scared! Eleven Hag's quality players will sweep through everything in their path!

Mr. Flopp has finally a competitor in bullshitting!!
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When you know you have the referees in your camp its easy to be big headed fukcer
 
Merlin's Magic said:
" Now it's very, very different. This year, they see the ambition in the project, and many quality players really want to come."
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How they laughed when our management team introduced the word "project" for what they were doing all those years ago. Now everyone uses it, even to describe their short-term spending sprees.
 
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