United Thread - 2023/24

[mexico1970]

Your first shot on target was a tame potshot from Bernardo after 36 minutes. Guardiola teams are machines, very difficult to play against but also often tedious as feck

We score almost twice as much as the rags and you call us tedious?

 

[Asa's left peg]

Tedious is sitting with all your players in the final third. What you, the Arse, Dippers et al do, is hoping you don't get fucked.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Your first shot on target was a tame potshot from Bernardo after 36 minutes. Guardiola teams are machines, very difficult to play against but also often tedious as feck

Eleven men defences are difficult to play against, especially with a compliant referee who managed as much time wasting counting out ten yards as your team did rolling over and pissing about. Losing to teams like Palace by big score lines and finishing half way down the table isn't tedious though, eh mate?
To quote Paul Weller, that's entertainment.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

An expensive Wigan Athletic.

 

[blue by birth]

Your first shot on target was a tame potshot from Bernardo after 36 minutes. Guardiola teams are machines, very difficult to play against but also often tedious as feck

Fuck off you red ****..why the fuck the mods haven't banned you baffles me..we are tedious fuck off .your team are the very epitome of shithouses.. frightened to play football against us.
Whilst you celebrate fluking a cup win..let's bf honest Coventry should have beaten you if it wasn't for var...we are enjoying winning 4 in a row.
31 points behind us says where you really are ...fucking bunch of wankers

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Your first shot on target was a tame potshot from Bernardo after 36 minutes. Guardiola teams are machines, very difficult to play against but also often tedious as feck

Tedious? Fuck off you prick.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Your first shot on target was a tame potshot from Bernardo after 36 minutes. Guardiola teams are machines, very difficult to play against but also often tedious as feck

Your really are a prick. You can`t call any other club tedious. how many teams did you beat by more than one goal in 23/24 season.

Goals scored 23/24 City 96 united 57
Goals scored 22/23 City 94 united 58
Goals scored 21/22 City 99 united 57
Goals scored 20/21 City 83 united 73
Goals scored 19/20 City 102 united 66
Goals scored 18/19 City 95 united 65
Goals scored 17/18 City 106 united 68
Goals scored 16/17 City 80 united 54
Goals scored 15/16 City 71 united 49
Goals scored 14/15 City 83 united 62
Goals scored 13/14 City 102 united 64

City have once scored over 94 goals 7 times in 11 seasons.

United have scored under 74 goals in 11 seasons.

And you think we’re tedious. Fuck off you brainless twat.

 

[Franny 1234]

Why do people get so touchy about this?

Salford is a run down decaying shithole and it’s not Manchester. Old scaffold is near Salford quays, so I always say they’re from Salford.

If you was a Salford blue you wouldn't want the swamp being classed as in Salford I know I wouldn't either.
Salford as had millions invested recently most the shit holes are gone

 

[Metal Biker]

Your first shot on target was a tame potshot from Bernardo after 36 minutes. Guardiola teams are machines, very difficult to play against but also often tedious as feck

Because your lot were really thrilling in that second half, weren't they?

"Defend! Defend! Defend, defend, defend!" (poorly) has become your clubs battle cry whenever you play City. Terrified of Manchester City, who'd have thought it. RIval fans often blame City for being 'tedious' whilst overlooking their own teams complete lack of intrepidness.

 

[RodneyRodney]

Your first shot on target was a tame potshot from Bernardo after 36 minutes. Guardiola teams are machines, very difficult to play against but also often tedious as feck

You won NOTHING on Saturday ; you weren't good enough to , and the referee made that clear in the first minute.

You had a cup HANDED TO YOU ON A PLATE by a brazenly BENT Referee; that's all.

With a FAIR referee , it would have almost certainly been a different result.
If we hadn't spent half the week down the pub, it would have been a significantly different scoreline.