United Thread - 2023/24

[Blue Til Death]

Only glory these cun*s can look forwarded to is the delaying of St Beneathus Day as along as possible, I,m going for mid feb. Did I mention cun*s.

Yes you did, you failed to mention Cunts though, for some reason?

 

[Jam Tomorrow]

"Two leading members spoke to BBC Sport on the condition of anonymity, refusing to be named, they say, to stop their message being diluted season tickets being cancelled."

Exactly!

 

[KentBlue]

What a surprise! Slimy Stone and the Biased Broadcasting Cunts: hand in hand together, ensuring the rags are on the front of every sports bulletin.

 

[Vienna_70]

Eleven Hag is even more delusional than their fickle fanbase. This guy has some weird sense of self-importance and confidence. According to him - "There were lots of doubts when we called and approached players last summer. Now it's very, very different. This year, they see the ambition in the project, and many quality players really want to come."

The quality players that he has signed this summer - Mason f***ing Mount, Jonny 'the new Phil Jones' Evans, Andre 'Druggie' Onana. We should be so scared! Eleven Hag's quality players will sweep through everything in their path!

Mr. Flopp has finally a competitor in bullshitting!!

Saying that "players really want to come" doesn’t mean that players will actually come.

They are two completely different things.

 

[dadnlad]

Atalanta have got this all wrong dont they know it's a pleasure and honour to sell players as cheap as possible to rags

 

[Vienna_70]

I’m awaiting the deluded weirdos coming out with crap of how Onana is better than Ederson. I have to feel sorry for him, he’s gone from playing in show piece finals against City. To not knowing if they will qualify from the group stages and if they will get pumped by Seville in the Europa league by the spring.

As was the case with rat face, if Banana was that good, the élite teams, such as Barça, Réal Madrid and Bayern would have been chasing him.

 

[Vienna_70]

I've heard the new keeper was lobbed for a recent game. Not looking very good is it...
I don't recall Ederson ever been lobbed in all his time at City....their keeper gets done before the season starts.brill.

Think all Blues globally should stock up on popcorn its gonna be fun watching the "utd way" copy City playing out from the back. A car crash waiting to happen.

I noticed their new captain (Bruno I can't stand up for falling down..) stated in a recent BBC interview that they" had to replace weghorst " Lol.what with ..a toilet brush?? The Burnley donkey did nothing of note the whole time he was there..

Strange team ,strange manager, and deluded fans.

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[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Saying that "players really want to come" doesn’t mean that players will actually come.

They are two completely different things.

Like Henderson standing up for gay people?

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

I see the pre season excitement bubble has burst already!

 

[foggy1974]

I took a look on youtube at the Hojlund guy. My take is that...
1. He is a football player in the sense that he can run, pass a ball, recieve a ball and strike a ball
2. He falls down a lot
3. He is not shown anything in these highlights to look anywhere near worth the money they are looking for


Maybe I'm wrong but I'd expect him to be a victim of the boo boys within 2 seasons. Also they'll blame the Glazers somehow.

Can fall down a lot in the box will suit utds philosophy