United Thread - 2023/24

[Bald fraud]

Is this being reported as a positive as in ratcliffe streamlining the club and pushing it forward,just imagine if this was us and how it would be reported..

Of course it is. And we all know we’d be crucified if we did this!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Part of the 250 Job cuts story was this:
In addition, United have just committed £50m to the development of its Carrington training ground, which in the short term has led to the women’s team vacating the new facility constructed for them so it can be used by Erik ten Hag’s squad.

Note the complete lack of uproar by those in the woman's game about their womens team being booted out of their own training ground

No different to booting injured players and families of players who have just passed away whilst on a club trip out of their homes.....

 

[Stoned Rose]

Sacking 250 staff will save them money however much it is.
My guess they are
Since Scruffy arrived they have employed Neville, Brailsford, Seb Coe and several others. Are they all working for free ?
Are they bollocks. There renumeration will far exceed the money saved on sacking staff.

New back 3?

 

[Stoned Rose]

Ha ha.
Sky sports news don't even bother hiding it anymore.

I'm sure we'll find out that De Ligt was born in a utd kit and another lifelong fan.

But I think he's the 21st player linked with the bullshitters.

Born on the counter in Lou Macari chippy.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Does anyone know how much the Snapdragon shirt sponsorship deal is worth to the Rags?

I billion Dogecoin...

 

[Bill Walker]

Does anyone know how much the Snapdragon shirt sponsorship deal is worth to the Rags?

10 million Snapdragons a season.

 

[Bill Walker]

Born on the counter in Lou Macari chippy.

Poor kid, battered from birth.

 

[Ashton Moss Messi]

Born on the counter in Lou Macari chippy.

Anointed with chip fat

 

[jrb]

 

[One Fan Clapping]

Scruffy Jim told all the staff they had to go back to work in the office.

They said there’s not enough desk space.

Scruffy Jim sacks 250 staff.

Jim’ll fix it.