United Thread - 2023/24

[Alan Harper's Tash]

These lot are going to have their own tv show soon, they're getting too funny for their own doing.

I think that comedy sketch shows aren’t likely to return to TV. They can be expensive to make, but if they did, these two would make a great one.

 

[Spanishbob]

The missus’ dad is a rag (I know, I know). Missed the deadline to renew his season ticket of 29 years by a day or two. So he called them up. ‘Sorry we’ve given them away. If you get a membership for 100 quid you can pay another 100 quid to go on the waiting list for a season ticket’

What a club

Had a godshite rag in my local(uk). And was always asked by other rags why he didn’t go and see a game at the swamp and always said he couldn’t get a ticket. So after a few months of his shit I actually got a ticket for a rags game off a mate at work. So I walked into the pub Friday night and said to him this is your lucky day got a ticket for you Saturday to which he replied very quickly I can’t go the wife’s having her hair done that day and I’ve got to take her. Nuff said.

 

[bluemanchester]

Can anyone translate into words of no more than one syllable for us mere mortals that didn't invest much time analysing poetry in Failsworth in their youth.….....? :-)

Old Trafford is falling down,
Ten Haag is a fecking clown,
You should know the rest,-)

 

[Bluepetal]

How the mighty have fallen.

Does it ? I got the gist a little bit .. but thanks for the clarification.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Had a godshite rag in my local(uk). And was always asked by other rags why he didn’t go and see a game at the swamp and always said he couldn’t get a ticket. So after a few months of his shit I actually got a ticket for a rags game off a mate at work. So I walked into the pub Friday night and said to him this is your lucky day got a ticket for you Saturday to which he replied very quickly I can’t go the wife’s having her hair done that day and I’ve got to take her. Nuff said.

Godshite? Sally Army??

 

[One Fan Clapping]

There’s a reason City were chasing him before, like Rashford, they had to play him and accidentally ‘discovered’ him.

 

[Stockton Heath Blue]

Does anyone know how much the Snapdragon shirt sponsorship deal is worth to the Rags?

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Has Greenwood been given the green light to go back?

Just seems odd that 5 of the womens team(including the captain) have left in the last week

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Does anyone know how much the Snapdragon shirt sponsorship deal is worth to the Rags?

2 bags of quavers, a half-eaten zinger burger and 300 pennies.

 

[bigA]

Does anyone know how much the Snapdragon shirt sponsorship deal is worth to the Rags?

£75 million per season. Is that an inflated figure Mr Masters?

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

£75 million per season. Is that an inflated figure Mr Masters?

They’ll be able to patch up that leaky roof with that.

 

[Bald fraud]

Has Greenwood been given the green light to go back?

Just seems odd that 5 of the womens team(including the captain) have left in the last week

Hmm makes you think doesn’t it? And they are a set of shit stains

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Has Greenwood been given the green light to go back?

Just seems odd that 5 of the womens team(including the captain) have left in the last week

Di Zerbi wants the rapist to join him at Marseille.

 

[jimharri]

Old Trafford is falling down,
Ten Haag is a fecking clown,
You should know the rest,-)

.....Glazers staying 10 more years.....

 

[Gazza]

Mainoo is just a right footed Zinchenko.

 

[N1985]

Mainoo is just a right footed Zinchenko.

Not fit to lace Zinnys boots. When he single handedly changes the game that they go on to win the league I'll revisit it. Zinchenko was a fucking good player in a world class squad. That **** is half decent in a squad of shit

 

[N1985]

The missus’ dad is a rag (I know, I know). Missed the deadline to renew his season ticket of 29 years by a day or two. So he called them up. ‘Sorry we’ve given them away. If you get a membership for 100 quid you can pay another 100 quid to go on the waiting list for a season ticket’

What a club

I'd say he's done himself a favour

 

[Blue Til Death]

Stillfullacunts Stadium

 

[Vienna_70]

I’ve heard that the rags are considering Thames Water as stadium sponsors.

 

[bennyboy]

Not fit to lace Zinnys boots. When he single handedly changes the game that they go on to win the league I'll revisit it. Zinchenko was a fucking good player in a world class squad. That **** is half decent in a squad of shit

Raheem and Gundogan changed the game that day.