United Thread - 2023/24

[halfcenturyup]

I see a lot of people, including Citeh fans, re-writing history for your detestable neighbours. I can't believe how many non-MUFC fans now look back fondly upon the corrupt old Scottish git Ferguson. He had public and classless fall outs with Keegan, Benitez, Mourinho, Wenger and no doubt some of your managers, but the common denominator was him every time. Now we're supposed to regard the contemptible turd as some sort of loveable maverick? Sod that.

I've also seen the Gallaghers singing Cantona's praises. He was another utter turd who deserves nothing but your disdain 30 years later. He wasn't charismatic or cool; he was a nasty, niggling, sly arsehole who regularly went out of his way to try and injure blokes.

Welcome to Bluemoon!

 

[Vienna_70]

I see a lot of people, including Citeh fans, re-writing history for your detestable neighbours. I can't believe how many non-MUFC fans now look back fondly upon the corrupt old Scottish git Ferguson. He had public and classless fall outs with Keegan, Benitez, Mourinho, Wenger and no doubt some of your managers, but the common denominator was him every time. Now we're supposed to regard the contemptible turd as some sort of loveable maverick? Sod that.

I've also seen the Gallaghers singing Cantona's praises. He was another utter turd who deserves nothing but your disdain 30 years later. He wasn't charismatic or cool; he was a nasty, niggling, sly arsehole who regularly went out of his way to try and injure blokes.

Welcome.

But you’re not going to make many friends, if you refer to us as "Citeh".

It’s a Cockney rags" put-down of the Manchester accent.

 

[goalmole]

Mason Mount or the bench?

Whatever went missing.

 

[KS55]

Welcome.

But you’re not going to make many friends, if you refer to us as "Citeh".

It’s a Cockney rags" put-down of the Manchester accent.

Correct. The appropriate self deprecating way of laughing at ourselves is
“ Liddle ole Siddy” or something like that, as in “Liddle ole Siddy had the highest income in world football last year.” Tee hee.

 

[manimanc]

Welcome.

But you’re not going to make many friends, if you refer to us as "Citeh".

It’s a Cockney rags" put-down of the Manchester accent.

Hmm I wonder if the mask has slipped there.

At least he isn't texting like a Geordie, canny and toon and all that.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

They also always pad it out with a few the other way once they are safely 3 or 4 up in a game, like they do with the free kick count, and nobody will suspect a thing...

Stat padding always hides the truth. That's why patterns of corruption are hard to spot in sport without forensically analysing the games in their entirety.

 

[havefaith]

I see a lot of people, including Citeh fans, re-writing history for your detestable neighbours. I can't believe how many non-MUFC fans now look back fondly upon the corrupt old Scottish git Ferguson. He had public and classless fall outs with Keegan, Benitez, Mourinho, Wenger and no doubt some of your managers, but the common denominator was him every time. Now we're supposed to regard the contemptible turd as some sort of loveable maverick? Sod that.

I've also seen the Gallaghers singing Cantona's praises. He was another utter turd who deserves nothing but your disdain 30 years later. He wasn't charismatic or cool; he was a nasty, niggling, sly arsehole who regularly went out of his way to try and injure blokes.

You,ll find it alot quicker and easier to simply say Scum :-)

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Scummy scum scums

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

You mean Captain Zero Hour?

Not only is Mount continuing where he left off for club and country with his "invisible man" routine.
Mount has also made the captain rat totally ineffective on the right of midfield and left Fatemiro to fend for himself in the centre of the pitch.

Ten Rags new "greatest #7" signing has made the whole midfield magically vanish into thin air.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Slab headed staying to fight for his place.

Bad for the rags. They should have paid him off.