United Thread - 2023/24

[blue b4 the moon]

Huge bust-up?

The way they all hit the deck when they've been farted near on the pitch, I wonder in what world they've managed to be upright enough to get to the huge stage?

I've a vision of two of them shouting at each other "You're a wanker" & "No, you're a wanker", Ratface being pushed and like one of those domino things you see on the telly normally around Xmas the all knock each order over resulting in 20 odd of the fuckers rolling around.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Poll...
Who's the greediest Utd player ?
1. Luke Shaw.
2. Sir Marcus of Findus.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Poll...
Who's the greediest Utd player ?
1. Luke Shaw.
2. Sir Marcus of Findus.

Easy one, no.2 is a feeder.

 

[havefaith]

Great way to start the day :-) Soft tw*ts

 

[jacko74]

A lot of people losing a lot of money. Factions agitating for regime/ownership and management change and using their client media shills to ferment discontent.

Agreed.
All this negative press isn't aimed at attacking and destabilising the club itself... it's aimed at attacking and destabilising the Glazers and putting pressure on them to sell.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Qatari money being spent

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Great way to start the day :-) Soft tw*ts

My god, what unbelieveable self entitlement! He needs to grow a pair. They won a trophy last year ffs. He's never even seen a relegation battle let alone a relegation. What a complete and utter twat.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Great way to start the day :-) Soft tw*ts

You have to wonder what followers of teams like Bury think who have been through the mill with what has happened to their club. United have invested in the squad more than any other team in the last decade. They don’t get hit with repeated ticket price increases like we do year after year. Commercially Ed Woodward did a sound job expanding their revenues over the last decade, Soriano nicked a few of his ideas on multiple smaller sponsors to bring in more money.

They might have had the odd season with no European football but do get to see either Champions league or Europa league football each year. They get to play in Munich tonight, what an away day that is, it’s not like they are in the relegation fight.

Rag supporters can cry all they want about the Glazers. A new owner won’t be able to spend more or unlock further revenue streams as they have grown them as far as they can over the last 30 odd years since the boom of the premier league. Everyone else including us, Liverpool, Arsenal and soon to be Newcastle have caught them up. What a bunch of mard arses.

United have been good for about 30 years of their history. Only three managers in their entire existence have managed to win the English top flight. They need to realise that what happened under Taggert when they had a financial advantage over everyone else was an outlier not the norm.

 

[stonerblue]

Comedy channel tonight

 

[Dirty Harry]

Great way to start the day :-) Soft tw*ts

I disagree with him, it IS a really funny joke :-D.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Comedy channel tonight

 

[Metal Biker]

The highlights will be on Sky Crime.

They're going to get absolutely murdered by Bayern.

 

[Protein Junkie]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66861399

Here we go again. Maybe you are in the wrong job ?
Never started his best team lol.
The gift that just keeps giving.

 

[mancboy]

Great way to start the day :-) Soft tw*ts

As i have stated in this thread, what exactly have the glazers done that has been so bad, they have pumped over 1 billion in transfer fees into the club, they have gone out and bought every player that tent peg and previous managers have asked for and yet you still want this qatari money, another billion in transfer fees, another billion on the stadium, another billion on the infrastructure, so what the rags want is someone to spend over 6.5b and then put another 3b in and for what return and even if they go ahead and do that, it still wont matter, yes u will compete, but the world has not only caught up , it has left you in the dust, the world does not care that your were good 10 years ago, utd fans care sure, but liverpool fans care, arsenal fans care, bury fans care, ipswich fans care, all fans care.

So utd fans and their stupd little press mouthpieces, neville, stone, goldbridge and whatever other bellends are still drinking the coolade need to realise that the world has changed, it has moved on, you are just another club and all your bleating about this is united, we are talking about united blah blah is just a sounding board for morons.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

He’s doing a fabulous job, he deserves a pay rise.

Surely we can adapt the 'Yaya - pay him some more' chant to cover 'Govan piss-can - pay him some more ' no?

 

[mancboy]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66861399

Here we go again. Maybe you are in the wrong job ?
Never started his best team lol.
The gift that just keeps giving.

bloody hell he is making excuses before the game, way to instill confidence in your players tent peg

 

[1961_vintage]

Great way to start the day :-) Soft tw*ts

Like many born-and-bred Mancunians, I have a number of rag friends and relatives and not a single one of them identifies with this tosser and his bullshit opinions. Fucking parasite.

 

[ysmsa]

I was on the Dorset coast last week and counted 3 city shirts, 3 Arse ones, 2 Wolves, 1 dippers but not 1 rags shirt.

Move along to Beachy Head!

 

[East Level 2]

Heard schmeichel on the radio last week waffling on about the aura of the club and that it takes a special kind of player to represent them , they really are deluded.

Comments like that boil my piss, but the longer they think that way, the longer they'll be a mess.
The Arsenal/rag/Barcelona/Liverpool way stuff is all total bollocks. They are football teams and the more than a club stuff is utter shite. - The only two "ways" that hold water are "the Bayern way" which involves outspending other German teams (which used to be the rag way) and "the Dortmund way" which involves developing top youngsters and selling them, and being grateful for CL qualification.
There was another team with a specific "way", but that seems to have been missing in recent years. (Don't mention Wigan).

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66861399

Here we go again. Maybe you are in the wrong job ?
Never started his best team lol.
The gift that just keeps giving.

When you are blaming everyone and everything but yourself you end up being a dead man walking. My guess initially was that Ten Hag might make it through to next season, how quickly everything seems to be unraveling it might be sooner.