United Thread - 2023/24

[cleavers]

10. A thorough fumigation after each rag match.

How much would that cost though ?

 

[cleavers]

I wouldn't crow too much about that, the south stand roof leaks in similar fashion near where I sit (luckily not on me).

 

[Silva2021]

I for one think the Glazers are doing a good job under difficult circumstances.

Constantly providing funds for new managers, often the ones their fans want and then very quickly want them out.

Let them run as they see best, hardly as if big Dave from Salford Reds knows how to run/sell a business worth billions.

 

[Bill Walker]

Didn't know Elvis ever went to the Old Toilet...

"Well there's a leak, in this old building"
Well there's a leak, in this old building
There's a crack, across the ceiling
Yeah there's a crack, across the ceiling

We'd better move to a better home...."

 

[yeseye]

I honestly thought they’d turned a corner this time!

 

[Gingers Dad]

I just got Cups for Cock Ups by Ashley Shaw. Need me big boy pants reading and reliving the very dark days of 1994/98. Ball, Clark, Coppell......... very fucking scary times, even after we'd got rid of the barrel chested Boltonian, we could easily have gone belly up..

Just started the forward by Dante Friend, what he was writing in 1998 applies to a tee about the red undead. Absolutely uncanny. However here's hoping for no Hollywood ending for these scummy twats.

Do yourself a favour and don't read it. Written by a rag mocking our misfortune.

 

[Metal Biker]

It has been said "it is better to be pissed off than pissed on"

Raggies seem to be getting the worst of both worlds right now.

Long may it continue.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Some of their wives and girlfriends are often injured!!!

Oh that’s good.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Ten haag is a fucking clown..

Rashford knocks lamp posts down...

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Rashford knocks lamp posts down...

Antony knocks his girlfriends down.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Antony knocks his girlfriends down.

Are utd going down?..

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

So lucky that the Dipper's kicking off about being screwed over by VAR is keeping their 4th defeat of the season out of the limelight.

SCUM!!!

 

[mosssideblue]

Will they get turned over tonight? how good are Galatasaray?

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Will they get turned over tonight? how good are Galatasaray?

How good do they have to be.

 

[mancboy]

Will they get turned over tonight? how good are Galatasaray?

galatasary have signed some decent players over the summer but its doubtful theyll get turned over tonight, i think in turkey it could be a diff story tho

 

[mancboy]

How good do they have to be.

about league 1 standard at the mo

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Will they get turned over tonight? how good are Galatasaray?

The turks are 4-1 draw no bet. I've had a ickle wager on the baby. Decent team with some very good players. That price could look silly come 10 pm. At least I fuckin hope it does! :)

 

[mosssideblue]

The turks are 4-1 draw no bet. I've had a ickle wager on the baby. Decent team with some very good players. That price could look silly come 10 pm. At least I fuckin hope it does! :)

What does that actually mean?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Ratcliffe: I wish to purchase a 25% share of your club.

Glazers: We value that at £30 Billion

Ratcliffe: I refer you to his holiness The Pope...

 

[Zubrman]

What does that actually mean?

Draw no bet means you back a team to win but if the match is drawn, you get your stake back.