United Thread - 2023/24

[halfcenturyup]

Great analogy.

Eww. Who is Ogy and why are you doing that with him.

And was he that good? Asking for a friend.

 

[Burnage Burnsy]

Just at Manchester airport off on my hollybobs and giddy rags everywhere in their new shirts full of the usual annual hope that they are back. All will be folded away on the bottom drawer by October as standard. Ugly cunts the lot of them. Not handsome bastards like us lot

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Not going very well for them is it? (My heart bleeds).
Owners can't/won't sell the club as they are vastly overvalueing their 'asset'. The badly run shitfest seems incapable of making a profit.
They are unable to offload the dross on long, expensive contracts and unable to attract top players at any cost (not that they can afford them). Ffp coming back to bite them is just poetic!

I feel another change in the rules coming.

 

[Newman Noggs]

I feel another change in the rules coming.

Absolutely inevitable.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I'm buying some tighter pants just in case I actually laugh my cock off if ffp stops them spending

 

[Bill Walker]

I'm buying some tighter pants just in case I actually laugh my cock off if ffp stops them spending

Anything that annoys Tea Bag is cock laughing off material.

 

[Brooklands Blue]

In the words of the Immortal Bard:

'For 'tis the sport to have the engineer
Hoist with his own petard.'

In other words, if you piss into the wind, don't be surprised if some of it sprays back on you.

Or in the words of Arthur 'Bomber' Harris, 'for they sowed the wind and now they shall reap the world wind'.

 

[waspish]

Scum having in the papers bloke put out there that Mourinho has phoned Mason greenwood to go to Roma and play for him! Also the scum doing there own inquiry into greenwood! Sorry we all seen the video and anyone woman having to make a video is a big cry for help and we read how some men can manipulate scare young woman into towing the line especially someone with money influence!

What if find disgusting is talksport talking it up and Natalie letting it go! The lad should be locked up!

 

[KentBlue]

I haven't been keeping tabs on what is happening with this low-life twat, so what is the latest? Has he been charged or anything? Genuinely interested.

 

[Old Amos]

United have a history of going after players who are prominent in the media and over-priced, or past their best, or both. They also go for players that they think City are interested in, so I'm wondering about this new chap Hojlund: from Scandinavian parts, name sounds promising ....