United Thread - 2023/24

[RadcliffeRick]

How are all these being funded? I don't see any big money selling of players. Are they putting this in the debt pile?
Has FFP have anything ro say on this?

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

That's some level of negotiating skills.

PSG offered 43m.

48 hours later they agree on 64m, with a further 8m in add ons!

Wonder what he has to achieve for those add ons? More than 9 goals?

He's going to the scum. £64 million with add-ons = £64 million.

 

[SambaStyle]

Man U or Arsenal for #2?

Both seems equally strong now, I think both will finish above Pool and Chelsea.

 

[cheekybids]

I warn you not to have any liquid in your mouths when you read this or it will end up all over your screen!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66243517

He is on the list but you just need to scroll down to find him.

Top scorers Serie A, Italy 2022/2023

See the winning top scorers for Serie A in Italy 2022/2023. Most goals was scored by Victor Osimhen, Napoli, scoring 26 goals.

www.topscorersfootball.com

 

[mexico1970]

Hojlund and United strikers compared (league games 2022-23)
	Hojlund	Rashford	Martial
Games played	33	35	21
Goals	9	17	6
Assists	2	5	2
Minutes per goal	204	170	163
Total shots	44	81	19
Goal conversion	20%	21%	32%

So he's shittier than the shit they already have ;)

 

[cheekybids]

I see United now have

- £50m keeper, to replace the one on £350k per week
- £50m uncapped right back
- £65m centre back alongside a £40m £400k per week centre back who’s a proven winner, keeping out the world record £85m centre back
- £70m defensive midfielder
- £55m centre mid on £325k per week, keeping out Brazilian £50m midfielder
-£60m Captain in midfield
-£85m winger
-£75m winger
- £325k per week winger
-£72m striker keeping a £56m one out of the team

The Glazers just don’t spend enough money. That’s the problem

Yes but imagine who they could waste it on if they had Qatari money……

Now that would be funny as fvk.

 

[don84]

I feel a bit sorry for the Danish kid to be honest. With that fee the expectation is going to be massive and what would normally be a very good season for a youngster - say 25 appearances and 10 goals - will probably be viewed as failure.

The move will probably set him up financially for life but may blight his career.

Let's see if Hojlund turns out to be a new Andreas Cornelius for the rags. I'll put a dime on it.

 

[cheekybids]

Hojlund and United strikers compared (league games 2022-23)
	Hojlund	Rashford	Martial
Games played	33	35	21
Goals	9	17	6
Assists	2	5	2
Minutes per goal	204	170	163
Total shots	44	81	19
Goal conversion	20%	21%	32%

So he's shittier than the shit they already have ;)

He’s shittier than what they got rid of, even Lukaku managed 10 from the bench.

 

[cheekybids]

How are all these being funded? I don't see any big money selling of players. Are they putting this in the debt pile?
Has FFP have anything ro say on this?

They have a theory about that ……

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Hojlund and United strikers compared (league games 2022-23)
	Hojlund	Rashford	Martial
Games played	33	35	21
Goals	9	17	6
Assists	2	5	2
Minutes per goal	204	170	163
Total shots	44	81	19
Goal conversion	20%	21%	32%

So he's shittier than the shit they already have ;)

Not sure about that - you left out Weghorst. :-)