United Thread - 2023/24

[Franny 1234]

I think a "BBC thread" in the off topic forum might not go amiss, then we can all fully focus on slagging off Utd.

I honestly thought I had gone on the wrong thread page after page discussing bbc.No mention of the SCUM from Stretford.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

This is the funniest thing I have read all year

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Fuck me. He can't be serious (or that's a made-up quote).

They're "closing in" on us like the back marker in a long distance athletics event is "closing in" on the leading group who are about to lap them.

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Funny how all the dressing room leaks have been ongoing since LVG's tenure, with the rag-olytes speculating on who the players were. Then the latest spate of leaks came out the day after Ten Rags specifically called out PR Gashfoot for his abysmal tracking back for Leroy Sane's 1st goal, and yet they still can't figure out the source of the new leaks.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

This is the funniest thing I have read all year

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And they all lived happily ever after.

 

[Mikejl]

I was thing more of Onana what`s his name.

The only correct pronunciation now is Oh…nana

 

[freshie]

'Onana not great but good enough for Man Utd' - what a ringing endorsement from your manager

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66888517

First his comments slagging off Alphonso Davies and now this. He just can’t help putting his foot in it

 

[fulabeer]

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

Sorry, but their entire setup is being run in an exemplary manner from top to bottom. They are just very unlucky on the pitch.
Their player management and how they so carefully select those big money signings are surely influencing how other clubs conduct business.

 

[kurious oranj]

SCUM

 

[Impeccable One]

One onana, two onana
Three onana, four
Onanas can’t save much
When he’s falling on the floor
Over the line and far away
The shots on goal go
Onana’s on to bring you
The goal keeping shit Show

Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la