United Thread - 2023/24

[Vialli98]

December is what will sink him.

Galatasaray (a)
Newcastle (a)
Chelsea
Bournemouth
Bayern
Liverpool (a)
West Ham (a)
Villa
Forest (a)

They'll lose 4 or 5 matches in a month, draw a couple more and he'll be fired over the January break.

Merry Christmas.

If they lose to us, a team that can't beat anybody, then he deserves to be fired on the spot.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Weird isn't it that they were all happy about City getting knocked out of the caribou Cup but then they realise that they've got to carry on playing in it.
While we focus on the bigger prizes

I've not checked but I should imagine that Pep has not lost one wink of sleep over exiting the Caribao this season.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

December is what will sink him.

Galatasaray (a)
Newcastle (a)
Chelsea
Bournemouth
Bayern
Liverpool (a)
West Ham (a)
Villa
Forest (a)

They'll lose 4 or 5 matches in a month, draw a couple more and he'll be fired over the January break.

Merry Christmas.

PiGMOL are suggesting this is pure fantasy. They are getting the Brasso out and shining up their whistles as I type.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Ten bob already making his excuses saying they can’t cope with the schedule. My heart bleeds for the raggy bastards.

They’re used to playing Thursday Sunday.

CL football isn’t for every club.

 

[pirate]

I see the rags womens team is infected with the delusional virus again
One of their players Katie Zelem believes that

"Manchester United is about winning trophies"​

not sure how she comes to that conclusion the rags womens team NEVER won a major trophy.
They women the womens championship once. Thats the second tier of womens football.

and the Beeb have put it on their website as if its true

I dont want to defund the beeb, but the sports department is a full of cunts

 

[mexico1970]

I see the rags womens team is infected with the delusional virus again
One of their players Katie Zelem believes that

"Manchester United is about winning trophies"​

not sure how she comes to that conclusion the rags womens team NEVER won a major trophy.
They women the womens championship once. Thats the second tier of womens football.

and the Beeb have put it on their website as if its true

I dont want to defund the beeb, but the sports department is a full of cunts

Are they still getting changed in a portacabin?

 

[Vienna_70]

This must be the first time that both City and the rags have had 3:00 kick-offs on consecutive Saturdays in the Premier League era.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

If they lose to us, a team that can't beat anybody, then he deserves to be fired on the spot.

When is Nkuku due back?

 

[Vialli98]

When is Nkuku due back?

December/January. They said 4 months out back in August.

 

[Bald fraud]

Simple. He'll do it anyway, and then change the rules on Monday morning.

Yep more apologies to come definitely!

 

[Gordyola]

Simple. He'll do it anyway, and then change the rules on Monday morning.

There is only one rule, the rags must be helped in what ever way necessary

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

The utd fans inhabit an alternate universe sometimes. Their take on their injury crises.... Im surprised they haven't included coaching staff members who might be injured.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

The utd fans inhabit an alternate universe sometimes. Their take on their injury crises.... Im surprised they haven't included coaching staff members who might be injured.

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Or their wives or girlfriends added to it.

 

[Brooklands Blue]

Or their wives or girlfriends added to it.

Some of their wives and girlfriends are often injured!!!

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

They’re working on both legs at old toilet

Twas only a matter of time........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Still wank 'The biggest club in the world'TM?

 

[mexico1970]

The utd fans inhabit an alternate universe sometimes. Their take on their injury crises.... Im surprised they haven't included coaching staff members who might be injured.

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Plus not playing players because you don't trust them because they are shit doesn't count as a bloody injury.

Ten bob is fucked in the head.

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

December is what will sink him.

Galatasaray (a)
Newcastle (a)
Chelsea
Bournemouth
Bayern
Liverpool (a)
West Ham (a)
Villa
Forest (a)

They'll lose 4 or 5 matches in a month, draw a couple more and he'll be fired over the January break.

Merry Christmas.

If they beat the Barcodes in the Carebo they will have to squeeze in another match around the 18th Dec.

 

[Blueknows]

Rags worst start in 34 years

 

[The Salford lad.]

Beat Palace reserves comfortably all’s fine in the world, lose to Palace first team ..it’s the Glazers fault .