United Thread - 2023/24

[remember arthur mann]

They'll be OK, they've got magliar.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Leaky defence is worse than the roof :)

Look how cramped the seats are

 

[buhz]

the biggest winners from the liverpool/spuds match. their 4th defeat in the season is not getting the attention it needs and deserves :D

 

[ancoats]

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Rags worst start in 34 years

Ain't hindsight a bitch.

 

[crazyg]

There's a crack up in the ceiling,
And the Stretford End is leaking......

As true today as it was in the 1960s.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

How is Alice taking it.

No rude answers please.

With a pinch of assault and a sprinkle of battery.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

And to think the Glarezs think they'll be worth 10 Billion come 2025 hence holding off the sale.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

And to think the Glarezs think they'll be worth 10 Billion come 2025 hence holding off the sale.

Turkish lira.

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

There's a crack up in the ceiling,
And the Stretford End is leaking......

As true today as it was in the 1960s.

There's a crack up in the ceiling
And the Stretford end is leeeakin
Out of title race ain't funnyyy
And after spending all that moneyyy
It is you fuckin red CUNTS.

OK The last bit didn't flow, but it did the job. And any excuse to play with a Kinks lyric :)

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

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Ain't hindsight a bitch.

Ha good one. Never looked carefully at the Swamp dwellers in the photo and wondered why the doughnut thief was there.
Pick your own, but my favourite is the guy with the beaming smile looking down at his 8 year-old son thinking…..look at the football legacy I’m passing on, non-stop success and unlimited piss taking of Bertie’s.
Bet the dads in therapy, the lads now wearing a Haaland shirt and their mother fucked off with a blue.

 

[dobingsdobber]

There's a crack up in the ceiling
And the Stretford end is leeeakin
Out of title race ain't funnyyy
It is you fuckin red CUNTS.

OK The last bit didn't flow, but it did the job. And any excuse to play with a Kinks lyric :)

Maybe change the last line for"After spending all that money"?

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Maybe change the last line for"After spending all that money"?

Very good :)

 

[dobingsdobber]

Very good :)

Cheers mate,we could be another Lennon/McCartney

 

[give it to gordon]

How does the swamp meet PL standards ? Roof leaks, fans crammed in, rat infested, no big screen.

The PL standards must be piss poor

 

[remember arthur mann]

There's a crack up in the ceiling
And the Stretford end is leeeakin
Out of title race ain't funnyyy
And after spending all that moneyyy
It is you fuckin red CUNTS.

OK The last bit didn't flow, but it did the job. And any excuse to play with a Kinks lyric :)

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

What are we livin for.. to see Ushited in division 4 !!

 

[remember arthur mann]

What are we livin for.. to see Ushited in division 4 !!

The good old days.

 

[waspish]

And to think the Glarezs think they'll be worth 10 Billion come 2025 hence holding off the sale.

They'll need a new ground in the next 10 years looking at that dump and that will cost 2/3 billion

 

[crazyg]

There's a crack up in the ceiling
And the Stretford end is leeeakin
Out of title race ain't funnyyy
It is you fuckin red CUNTS.

OK The last bit didn't flow, but it did the job. And any excuse to play with a Kinks lyric :)

You are Pete Waterman and I claim my £5.