United Thread - 2023/24

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That is a fucking horrific result for the rags. Galatasaray may have invested significantly, but to lose at home in that manner is ridiculous and must fucking burn after seeing us win the thing last season. As much as they've been shite, you know deep down they think they're still big enough to challenge and that it can't be that hard if we're doing it. They're a million miles away. They've got a huge job to qualify now. FC Copenhagen made Bayern work very hard last night, so the rags are going to have to pull something out the bag just to make it into the Europa League from here. It's fucking wonderful!!!

The form of Rashford is absolutely shocking. He runs it when he should pass, passes when he should shoot. He's lost his head, as have all of them. I thought Ten Hag was a decent manager, but clearly he's lost his head as well!

Keep it coming! I remember the times as a kid I could sing the blues, now it's every fucking week!
Rashford has always been a headless chicken. He just happened to have a bit of a purple patch last season and has now reverted to type. His overall stats are shite
 
Some United fans I work with don't remember Da Trebbble and are pretty sound generally as they've not been exposed to the toxic culture of the club, so i've been going easy on them.

But the others, the ones who did grow up at the same time as me who do remember and would give City fans like myself grief in the early 2000's... you better believe I have been relentless in giving back to them what they did to others during their 'glory years'.

Turns out they don't like it. Funny that.
 
Simple Slyman does it again, below is an excerpt from his match report:

Ten-man United led twice through young striker Rasmus Hojlund, the second a brilliant effort as the 20-year-old took advantage of Davinson Sanchez's slip to race 50 yards and beat Fernando Muslera with a deft finish.

Completely ignoring the fact they werent down to ten men both times they led, he couldnt lie in bed straight
 
Im nearly 50. When united came good, when i was about 17/18, lads i knew at school who had no interest at all in football suddenly became ‘big reds’. They were suddenly in the pub latching on to the new found fame. Calling me a bitter blue when 2/3 years previous i heard nothing from them.

Its them that suffer now. Those with something missing in life so chose to support a winning team. This isnt what they signed up for. They signed up for success to fill some void or other.

I see those lads now and they are either going to county (latching on to success again) because ‘premier league football is fucked’ or not going at all , “ive lost interest, the premier league is fucked , all about money”.

Wank stains
It's partially the reason why league of Ireland crowds have increased in the last few years
 
Not sure why Casemiro was a 2nd yellow and not a straight red as it was preventing a clear goal scoring opportunity but my god that new Keeper of theirs is pretty shit. De Gea for all his faults saved them time and time again but this new one isnt a patch on shot stopping like he was.
Double Jeopardy Rule.
 
Simple Slyman does it again, below is an excerpt from his match report:

Ten-man United led twice through young striker Rasmus Hojlund, the second a brilliant effort as the 20-year-old took advantage of Davinson Sanchez's slip to race 50 yards and beat Fernando Muslera with a deft finish.

Completely ignoring the fact they werent down to ten men both times they led, he couldnt lie in bed straight
Surprised he didn't slip in the phrase boyhood united fan
 
The arrogance of their players is genuinely incredible, just been watching the interviews after the game and the poundland haaland says that he scored 3 goals if you count the offside one which he was a little bit cheated on and that his second goal was a signature goal, firstly your team lost so be humble, second we dont count offside goals and u were offside so thats not cheated and thirdly you havent scored enough goals to have a signature goal and who the fuck has a signature goal you arrogant wannabe
On a clip on TV as they were walking off, Poundland had the matchball.
 
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