United Thread - 2023/24

[55yr old teenager]

Jammy fucking bastards!!!

 

[Metal Biker]

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

That's my weekend RUINED!. Fuck you United!!, why did they have to win this way?!. I'd rather it be an easy 3-0 instead of two stoppage time goals by McTonincunt!.

That's the pub off the list for tonight, the regular Rag who drinks there will be there as usual, keeping them in business.

found the biggest blue. Do you still wear city pyjamas?

 

[blueone]

You can blame me for that. Put it on at 90 minutes, I just wanted to listen to the boos. Sorry.

 

[citizen_maine]

You can blame me for that. Put it on at 90 minutes, I just wanted to listen to the boos. Sorry.

BOOOOOOOH!

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Derby day can’t come soon enough. I wish it was next weekend. It’s all well and good beating a pathetic team like Brentford with two injury time goals, but when the champions come it’s a different game altogether

They’ll fucking know it, too. I bet they are absolutely shitting it.

 

[moonin]

Did a lap of honour after todays robbery
UCNMIU

 

[ysmsa]

The rags scored in the 93rd and 97th minutes after trailing 1-0 most of the game.

Of 6 minutes stoppage time!

 

[dickie davies]

If we ever do a lap of honour after beating Brentford 2-1 is time to wrap football up … for good.

The bus is being polished at queens rd depot.
How desperate can you get seriously WTF .

We did one last season after beating Fulham with an injury time penalty

 

[eversince 76]

Did the rags win?
Sorry, I hardly watch midtable fodder.

It’ll keep the continuing cracks alive. As it had been for a decade …

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

HYS twats on Beeb Sports saying this could be a Mark Robbins Moment to save Ten Pence's job, then saying the way they won in stoppage is the perfect Lady Ferguson tribute.

Makes me sick and I hope this is a blessing in disguise to keep Ten Penny in his job.

 

[Goater=Legend]

Anyone else not really arsed they won?

 

[malg]

I for one can’t remember us even in our darkest hour doing a lap of honour after beating an also ran , is this what they’ve come too ha ha ha

They didn't do that did they??

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Anyone else not really arsed they won?

I'm glad they did.
Keep ten pence none the wiser in a job longer

 

[york away to this!]

I for one think they may just have turned a corner...

 

[chris85mcfc]

Was listening to Talksport the other week after their Palace cup game, and I remember Jim White saying that on paper, he'd expect them to go on and win their next 5 games.

Palace (H) lost 1-0
Galatasaray (H) lost 3-2
Brentford (H) won 2-1 (snatched from jaws of defeat)

They've now got:

Sheff United (A)
Copenhagen (H)

Thats 4 home games out of 5, where they've won 1 of the first 3.

I just can't see this being anything other than how their season will pan out, losing 2 out of 5 games for the rest of the season, as they truly are awful, but do have individual quality to win the odd game.

If the likes of Villa and Brighton continue their decent starts, I can't see anything other than United finishing about 8th or 9th.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

I for one can’t remember us even in our darkest hour doing a lap of honour after beating an also ran , is this what they’ve come too ha ha ha

Give them a break. That's their first legitimate win of the season. They've got to celebrate.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

I for one think they may just have turned a corner...

Almost there now...

 

[jacko74]

You can blame me for that. Put it on at 90 minutes, I just wanted to listen to the boos. Sorry.

It wasn't you it was me, I turned it on and literally 3 seconds later the twat scored the winner.

It always happens to me but even by my usual standards that was just ridiculous.

I promise I won't tune into anymore of their games from now on unless they're at least 3-0 down with 30 seconds remaining.

 

[Gazza]

Remember that PL league game they won convincingly this season?


No, me neither.