United Thread - 2023/24

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freshie said:
Rat boy has finally had his say on yesterday’s news. His non-negotiables? Who the fuck does he think he is?

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So Neville's "Non negotiable" include:

1. A new sporting project
2. A new or redeveloped Old Trafford
3. A New training ground
4. Full redevelopment of the surrounding land to create a Manchester United World and amazing fan experience
5. Pay off the debt and stop taking dividends until the above is done.

Effectively saying "So, we'll have your billions to buy the club thanks and then you can spend many more billions on new players, new stadium, a new training ground, a new 'world' around the stadium ... oh and you can pay off our almost £1 billion worth of debt too whilst you're at it and you can forget about any dividends until ALL of this is done, which will be at least 10 years. Now, do we have a deal?"

The guy is a business deal genius!
 
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Robinho's Subbuteo said:
So Neville's "Non negotiable" include:

1. A new sporting project
2. A new or redeveloped Old Trafford
3. A New training ground
4. Full redevelopment of the surrounding land to create a Manchester United World and amazing fan experience
5. Pay off the debt and stop taking dividends until the above is done.

Effectively saying "So, we'll have your billions to buy the club thanks and then you can spend many more billions on new players, new stadium, a new training ground, a new 'world' around the stadium ... oh and you can pay off our almost £1 billion worth of debt too whilst your at it and you can forget about any dividends until ALL of this is done, which will be at least 10 years. Now, do we have a deal?"

The guy is a business deal genius!
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And the Glarezs 'Non Negotiable' reply will no doubt be......


"FUCK OFF RATBOY"
 
When it all started the wankathon was never going to last ….. it was like a shit version of Dragons Den . The more they looked into it the shitter the deal was . Stadium crumbling , piss coming through the ceiling , training ground out of Jossies Giants ( and that’s all before you look on the pitch ) . Then come the cloak and dagger stage ….. all a bit undercover but just let enough out to keep the imbeciles interested . Then wait till the right time to go for Jim L Fixits deal ( which was the only deal they was ever going to go for ) to come to fruition . Now it looks like Sheik N Vac has walked away - Sir Jim has paid top whack and none of the natives are happy !!! Well I tell you what ……. It’s fucking well deserved
 
N1985 said:
Haha they don't even play and I get to piss myself at them on a Saturday evening
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Unlike one day in 1997 they were not even playing and all the teams around them didn't even win. This got a mention on Sky Sports News and decided to end the coverage instead of end credits, with footage of the Govan Piss Can's smirky face accompanied with the usual theme tune.

Today, they are not even playing and we get to laugh for a change!.

Glaziers forever, takeover never!.
 
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Iassel said:
How desperately cringe to see Kaveh meltdown because his team didn’t get bought by Qatar.
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Is this there same Kaveh Fuckwit who claimed The Rags were getting an £80 million player for £40 million?
He shouldn't be surprised then if Sheikh Jizzzmag was going to pay £6 billion for a £3 billion club.
 
Robinho's Subbuteo said:
So Neville's "Non negotiable" include:

1. A new sporting project
2. A new or redeveloped Old Trafford
3. A New training ground
4. Full redevelopment of the surrounding land to create a Manchester United World and amazing fan experience
5. Pay off the debt and stop taking dividends until the above is done.

Effectively saying "So, we'll have your billions to buy the club thanks and then you can spend many more billions on new players, new stadium, a new training ground, a new 'world' around the stadium ... oh and you can pay off our almost £1 billion worth of debt too whilst your at it and you can forget about any dividends until ALL of this is done, which will be at least 10 years. Now, do we have a deal?"

The guy is a business deal genius!
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Maybe a bit of quiet reflection around the fact that his own club are losing £91k per week would quieten him down!
 
They're such a fucking mess.

I don't talk football in my local and never watch any games in there but they all know my views.....it's now down to our winning doesn't count as we have no youth players in our side.

Pour me another pint, I've just spilled this one pissing myself.
 
Blueboy73 said:
Is this there same Kaveh Fuckwit who claimed The Rags were getting an £80 million player for £40 million?
He shouldn't be surprised then if Sheikh Jizzzmag was going to pay £6 billion for a £3 billion club.
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The way the Rags are run these days is that they pay £80m for a player who probably isn't worth 40p.

Rags are not bothered one fuckin' way or the other who owns the club, who manages the club and who plays for the club as long as they are winning. They have as good a chance of winning by perming any of those three as they have of chopping an inch off each corner flag and making out that this is tactical genius.
 
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