United Thread - 2023/24

[Akira]

Haha

Wow he actually said it. As I suspected, he had no intention of playing possession football.

 

[The Salford lad.]

He’s tweeted. He’s a blue behind enemy lines

My son was in there end yesterday ,

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Haha

He's just making stuff up isn't he.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

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No get out of jail free cards in that one.

 

[Sk@mcfc]

Is that fat c*nt in the white t-shirt about to throw a coin?

I think the lady rag behind him is in love with Haaland

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Alice whining a lot,but something about her I like just can’t put my finger on it ..

Try her self destruct button.

 

[Bluesince1979]

“Old Trafford is falling down”
It really is. I looked up at one point yesterday and the roof looked like the lean to car port my grandad knocked up himself with bits of plastic sheeting that fred from the legion was throwing out and bits of his old derelict shed.
The surrounding area is a fuckin dump. Where as we are getting a state of the art stand with world class facilities, top brand eateries and bars linking to a modern arena…. Theyve for lou macaris chippy and a load of shitty ‘bills burgers’ caravans.
We can all hark back to maine road etc but football has changed too much and where as spurs, us, arse, everton etc (even brentford brighton etc) have top shelf stadium, united (and liverpool) …. Dont

“Ten Haag is a fuckin clown”
A man way way out of his depth. Him keep saying “the team is improving” is fooling no one. A team with no distinguishable way of playing with jonny fuckin evans as centre half.
I met reds before n after the game last night and the only reason they arent calling for his head is because they dont who the alternative is

“Glazers staying ten more years”
Well course they are. They can pretend all they wish that they are prepared to sell but its clear they wont, whilst they cream millions each year. Why would they?

“Man city are on the beers”
What a fuckin time to be a blue. My first guinness when i got back to the pub post game was simply delicious

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Wow he actually said it. As I suspected, he had no intention of playing possession football.

I think the poor fellah will realise he's made a terrible mistake coming to that cesspit. I can see him fuckin' off before management elbows start getting twitchy.

 

[bluemoon32]

Ten Haag will hold on for dear life, he knows he'll never get the chance at a big club again after his failure at Utd

 

[jrb]

It’s got very bitter and toxic on the CAF.

This your first time back on earth for a while. Big shock oil money has ruined a once competitive derby.

I'd say for 90% of fans, United vs Liverpool is the derby they care about. Nobody cares about City, United would rather see City lifting empty trophies than Liverpool, and vice versa.

 

[The Salford lad.]

To the tune of the Jackson’s

Don’t blame it on Fergie

Don’t blame it on the players

Don’t blame it on the manager

Blame it on the Glazers

They just cant
They just cant
They just can’t stop blaming them .

 

[freshie]

 

[yeah whatever !!]

'This is Manchester United'.

It is Gary, it truly is.

Your team are like the faded film star, caking on makeup to try desperately not to show their age, but knowing within their hearts that the glory days will never return.

So by all means spend your evenings watching endless DVD replays of the class of 92, and pretending that 1992 is 2023.

You know the truth.

They're the Katie Price of football. They've had more managers that she's had husbands.

 

[pride in battle]

Onana kept them from humiliation. Good goalie.

Average at best, his kicking is woeful

 

[yeah whatever !!]

United sing...Haaland Haaland how's your dad- Haaland, how's your dad ?

Erm probably still celebrating his son scoring twice and assisting the third at your shithole yesterday.

 

[freshie]

Jfc what is he smoking?

 

[GaudinoMotors]

View attachment 97055So far I've spotted James Cordon, Fat Klopp, and the kid banjo player from Deliverance giving Erling shit.

Jabba The Hutt
Clement Freud
Brian McFadden
Hayley Cropper
Phil Neville
Dave Peacock of Chas n Dave
Peter Sutcliffe
Philip II (of Spain)
Pete Postlethwaite
Eddie Howie
Dale Cregan
Graeme Garden
Rockwell
Bill Maynard
Ricky Fowler
Eddie Hearn
Owen Farrell
Kevin Webster
Nora Batty
The Mekon


The list is endless...

 

[Gio Sugar]

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Jabba The Hutt
Clement Freud
Brian McFadden
Hayley Cropper
Phil Neville
Dave Peacock of Chas n Dave
Peter Sutcliffe
Philip II (of Spain)
Pete Postlethwaite
Eddie Howie
Dale Cregan

The list is endless...

Dale Cregan and Eddie Howe, two names that I’ll be honest, I’ve never expected to see next to each other.

 

[deano ou812]

Seen something about Louis Saha saying that they should have signed Kane,and there you go this is how far the delusion has stretched too,why in the name of good fuck would he have wanted to go there,unless they threw large obscene amounts of money at him that’s the only reason players will go there cause it’s certainly not going there to win major trophies..