United Thread - 2023/24

[Quilted]

I think Dominoes should stick to making their crunchie frisbees and keep out of football. Trying to be like Paddy Power is a waste of their time.

KFC on Ten Hag

 

[RadcliffeRick]

The arse licking from sky will go into overdrive now! They’ll be desperate to get back in their good books

Is it possible forvit to get any worse?

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Just wait for the day one of their Managers leaves and just spills the beans on those spunktrumpets.

One day it will happen. It’s coming.

 

[malg]

what the actual fuck is that....

 

[Restricted blue]

Surely the United players aren't responsible for all the leaks at Very Old Trafford

 

[Gingers Dad]

Jesus Christ, I’ve just listened to Simon Stone asking a question in the most sycophantic, not wanting to upset, way! Makes one’s skin crawl.

Was it about them failing ffp?

 

[Gingers Dad]

Arabs close down freedom of speech

It really wouldn't go well if City started banning journalists. This isn't a good look for utd. It's making Ten Hag look weak

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Is it possible forvit to get any worse?

If we did that the press conference would consist of Martin Samuels talking to Pep

What a great idea.

 

[Merlin's Magic]

Banning the journalists who were always in their corner is so small time. They have always been like this. Trying to control everything. SO INSECURE. SO MAN UTD.

City have always done things opposite to what these rags have done. Banning some journalists is not City's style. We choose to shut their lying mouths on the pitch and off the pitch. We welcome them so that they can see with their own eyes - the marvelous infrastructure, the beautiful game we play, the amazing hospitality, the amazing fanbase and the free flow of trophies. It kills them every single moment, it drives them so mad that they spout lies, hatch schemes, spread misinformation, because that's what they can do. And why do we care what any journalist or any opposition fan thinks about us. Let them cry corruption, cheating etc while we sweep off all the trophies with our beautiful play.

And I much prefer Pep's style of putting these weak pathetic journalists and pundits in their place. Welcome them and handle them with some brutal sarcasm. Why to ban them, when we can enjoy their misery firsthand.

 

[Gingers Dad]

It does look like the tides turning in that dressing room now and he will surely go at some point before the end of the season.

So that's now...

Moyes who did well with Everton and has done well with West Ham who was no good. Van Gaal who's won the CL, UEFA Cup and numerous league titles in Germany and Spain who's no good. Jose Mourinho who's won multiple CLs, league titles in Portugal, England, Spain and Italy who's no good. Fair enough, Ole and Rangnick were shite but Ten Haag who took Ajax to the CL semis, won United a League Cup who's no good.

I know it's not a popular opinion but Ten Haag is a good manager and he has the right idea. However, the manager - like Mourinho found out - doesn't run the club. It's the likes of Fernandes and Rashford who run it. And they play when they want to.

You look at the transfers and there's so many good players who went there (Maguire, Sancho, Onana, Varane etc) who've just been destroyed. Ok, they might not get in our side but they've all good a decent pedigree.

The club is a basketcase and it's like they wanting to be like we were in the 80s/90s!

LONG MAY IT CONTINUE!!! :D

Ten Hag is out of his depth in the PL. He's made some shite signings for a very lot of money. His tactics are pitiful. When he leaves later this season utd will be in the worst position they've been in post Ferguson.