United Thread - 2023/24

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KentBlue said:
Does the Pisscan still attend all their games, does anybody know?

I'm guessing he still does. He'll be 82 soon and he has nothing better to do than spend the final years of his life in that semi-derelict, squalid little hideaway called the swamp?
I don't think it's because his wife died recently, he spent most of his time there when she was alive anyway. No, I'm of the view that he can't let go: he has nothing else to live for except memories, and outside of the swamp he didn't appear to have a life so there are no memories of an existence before he took over, because it simply wasn't there.

It's a shallow life he leads now. Mentally shackled to a time some 40-odd years ago: his wife is gone, his best friend, 'the combover-king' is gone, the place where he once ruled with an iron fist is now a rundown, ramshackle squat and the club he once championed is now in its death-throes, battling to stay relevant as the rest of the world adapts to the 21st Century.

Fuck, even Ivan Denisovich had a life.
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He sounds like most fans of most clubs
 
KentBlue said:
Does the Pisscan still attend all their games, does anybody know?

I'm guessing he still does. He'll be 82 soon and he has nothing better to do than spend the final years of his life in that semi-derelict, squalid little hideaway called the swamp?
I don't think it's because his wife died recently, he spent most of his time there when she was alive anyway. No, I'm of the view that he can't let go: he has nothing else to live for except memories, and outside of the swamp he didn't appear to have a life so there are no memories of an existence before he took over, because it simply wasn't there.

It's a shallow life he leads now. Mentally shackled to a time some 40-odd years ago: his wife is gone, his best friend, 'the combover-king' is gone, the place where he once ruled with an iron fist is now a rundown, ramshackle squat and the club he once championed is now in its death-throes, battling to stay relevant as the rest of the world adapts to the 21st Century.

Fuck, even Ivan Denisovich had a life.
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Think he gets a million a season of the glazers to turn up at the swamp you'd need to be paid to watch that shower of shite
 
KentBlue said:
Does the Pisscan still attend all their games, does anybody know?

I'm guessing he still does. He'll be 82 soon and he has nothing better to do than spend the final years of his life in that semi-derelict, squalid little hideaway called the swamp?
I don't think it's because his wife died recently, he spent most of his time there when she was alive anyway. No, I'm of the view that he can't let go: he has nothing else to live for except memories, and outside of the swamp he didn't appear to have a life so there are no memories of an existence before he took over, because it simply wasn't there.

It's a shallow life he leads now. Mentally shackled to a time some 40-odd years ago: his wife is gone, his best friend, 'the combover-king' is gone, the place where he once ruled with an iron fist is now a rundown, ramshackle squat and the club he once championed is now in its death-throes, battling to stay relevant as the rest of the world adapts to the 21st Century.

Fuck, even Ivan Denisovich had a life.
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The thought of Fergie having to endure this collapse of 'his' club (as we now know he still has some active influence), watching his entire legacy get pissed on in front of his very eyes, knowing he is powerless to do anything about it, all while being sat in a crumbling stadium getting rained on, never fails to bring a wry smile to my face.
 
To be fair, I think everyone on Blue Moon are all being frightfully mean to the stretford based former mega club.

What other club would play Johnny Fucking Evans, have Harry the slab and the cat like onana ruling the 6 yard box with a fist of butter?

Added to Mr tent pegs undoubted gift for improvisational comedy and Steve "schteve" McLaren, if I were El Pep, I'd be pulling my hair out!

And what ground can compare to to their rotten edifice of crumbling dreams? Does our state of the art sports campus have a dynamic water feature?! Nope, we've just got that bridge and world class facilities!

Special word also for the Traffordsiders wonderful commitment to local ecology. The pied piper of hamlyn has nothing on these lots ability to attract vermin, on the pitch, in the stands and in the corridors!

Manchesnitid really are a shining example in football and the whole world looks at them, unable to believe their eyes.

Cmon Blues, it's Christmas! :-))
 
Aba452 said:
To be fair, I think everyone on Blue Moon are all being frightfully mean to the stretford based former mega club.

What other club would play Johnny Fucking Evans, have Harry the slab and the cat like onana ruling the 6 yard box with a fist of butter?

Added to Mr tent pegs undoubted gift for improvisational comedy and Steve "schteve" McLaren, if I were El Pep, I'd be pulling my hair out!

And what ground can compare to to their rotten edifice of crumbling dreams? Does our state of the art sports campus have a dynamic water feature?! Nope, we've just got that bridge and world class facilities!

Special word also for the Traffordsiders wonderful commitment to local ecology. The pied piper of hamlyn has nothing on these lots ability to attract vermin, on the pitch, in the stands and in the corridors!

Manchesnitid really are a shining example in football and the whole world looks at them, unable to believe their eyes.

Cmon Blues, it's Christmas! :-))
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I like this very much.
 
KentBlue said:
Does the Pisscan still attend all their games, does anybody know?

I'm guessing he still does. He'll be 82 soon and he has nothing better to do than spend the final years of his life in that semi-derelict, squalid little hideaway called the swamp?
I don't think it's because his wife died recently, he spent most of his time there when she was alive anyway. No, I'm of the view that he can't let go: he has nothing else to live for except memories, and outside of the swamp he didn't appear to have a life so there are no memories of an existence before he took over, because it simply wasn't there.

It's a shallow life he leads now. Mentally shackled to a time some 40-odd years ago: his wife is gone, his best friend, 'the combover-king' is gone, the place where he once ruled with an iron fist is now a rundown, ramshackle squat and the club he once championed is now in its death-throes, battling to stay relevant as the rest of the world adapts to the 21st Century.

Fuck, even Ivan Denisovich had a life.
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he buys donkeys hoping invain to match rock of gibraltar
 
freshie said:
Cunts

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They only started that "We were the first to win the Treble" nonsense after we won it. Before that it was "We will be the only ones to ever do it, don't let them repeat it, let's beat them at Wembley". Even former players wrote articles for newspapers not wanting it to happen.

They were never at one point "It doesn't matter what happens at all, we will always be the first".

A bunch of delusional self-entitled vermin. We will always be the first to win an authentic treble, I don't care what anyone else does unlike them.
 
Blue Feather said:
We won the Champions League as Champions of England, they wouldn't have qualified for the 98-99 season in the European Cup days.......
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Yep, we will always be the first in that. Winning a treble as either defending Champions of England and/or defending Champions of Europe.

They won sod all in 1997/98.
 
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ShorehamCitizen said:
They only started that "We were the first to win the Treble" nonsense after we won it. Before that it was "We will be the only ones to ever do it, don't let them repeat it, let's beat them at Wembley". Even former players wrote articles for newspapers not wanting it to happen.

They were never at one point "It doesn't matter what happens at all, we will always be the first".

A bunch of delusional self-entitled vermin. We will always be the first to win an authentic treble, I don't care what anyone else does unlike them.
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but did they go on to win the Super Cup NOPE
 
ShorehamCitizen said:
They only started that "We were the first to win the Treble" nonsense after we won it. Before that it was "We will be the only ones to ever do it, don't let them repeat it, let's beat them at Wembley". Even former players wrote articles for newspapers not wanting it to happen.

They were never at one point "It doesn't matter what happens at all, we will always be the first".

A bunch of delusional self-entitled vermin. We will always be the first to win an authentic treble, I don't care what anyone else does unlike them.
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We are also the first to win the domestic treble. Please, please, please let us to win the league this year and make it four in a row! That would be all their achievements well and truly surpassed.
 
RodneyRodney said:
True?!!
I knew they were 5h!t , but I didn't think that **** . Really true ?
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Yeah it did the rounds after the CL exit. I think the Athletic was the source but Joe.co.uk stole it for their own article that's not paywalled

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