United Thread - 2023/24

[remember arthur mann]

rags not scored in 4 games, cheeky bastads trying to outdo Pearce !!

 

[bigA]

Missed the game because he was delivering presents? Ffs, I don’t even go on holiday if it means missing a City game, he’s not a big fan if he can’t make the effort to watch the game even on TV, proper pillock.

That's an insult to pillocks.

 

[remember arthur mann]

If women swearing and bleeding ears turn you on, this is for you.



Check Mary @38 mins, I love Irish women.

 

[jacko74]

Our press really are wankers. Manager of the Month for November and a load of shite stats about being one of the top performing clubs in the PL. Every fucking football fan could see through the bollocks. Now we see tons of articles about the worst start since 1930.

I fucking can't stand the cunts (press). It's like no one does analysis any more. Sky lead the way with their 'knee jerk' sensationalism and I suppose those cunts Shit Tash and Spitty are the voices of football now.

Anyway, it's great to see them struggling.

As I've already mentioned, they're not actually playing any worse now in December with 4 points from 5 games than they were playing in November when they were the PL "form team" and ten Hag won Manager of the Month.

 

[bigA]

I never knew Saudi Arabia was in Brazil. His geography knowledge is as good as his footballs.

The guy went to an ESN school. He couldn't even spell cat even if you put the c and t and dotted the a.

 

[remember arthur mann]

The guy went to an ESN school. He couldn't even spell cat even if you put the c and t and dotted the a.

We know that, he's a rag !!

 

[abu13]

Is anyone in the media allowed to talk about a £72 million striker who has not yet scored in the league?

 

[Doctor Jimmy and Mr Jim]

Yes but at least they got on the scoresheet for a change.

Their food rating is one more than the number of PL goals Hojland has scored.

 

[Three_Hat-tricks]

 

[bigA]

Their food rating is one more than the number of PL goals Hojland has scored.

The latest slimming trend is go to Old Trafford, buy a burger, pie and a hot dog, eat them and bingo, shit off 6 stone in body weight in no time