United Thread - 2023/24

[MafeotulBlue]

When you say that McTwatface "plays" football, am I right to assume that you’re using the word in its loosest possible sense?

Scotteh, participates in football. He does not play.

 

[Bill Walker]

I see Onana played yesterday even though his country are playing today. Nice to see different rules still applying to the rags when it comes to releasing their players for international duty.

Klipperty will have a whinge about that I imagine.

 

[blue moony]

Ha ha so it begins

BBC,,,,,, Give Mainoo the keys to the club...

They really are so predictable and boring

Tick tock mother fuckers

 

[ganganvince]

Stolen from Facebook.

 

[Blue Llama]

I don't understand the Ratcliffe thing, is it total false hope or do they genuinely think he is going to be the Man who turns their fortunes round?

The rags are their own enemies. They over focus one single issues instead of recognising you need to fix everything a bit at a time. It's like a plumber fixing a leaky system. You don't assume tightening one loose fitting is the answer when the house is flooded.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Fucking hell, they could at least given the frame a lick of paint the cheap twats..

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Haha had to zoom in on the picture, at first I thought it was stuck on top of the car so they could tootle around Chester Rd.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I do a lot of walking these days around the various towns here on the Gold Coast.

Did you change your name from Bill Driver?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

A mere 13 articles in the Daily United after the match.

Oliver Holt, the floppy haired Rag loving shill thought it was a…..

OLIVER HOLT: Sir Jim Ratcliffe watches a thriller​

I can see our game on Saturday being deemed a thriller even for a neutral but, I watched the raggy game fully yesterday and thriller is not a word I'd use to describe either the standard or style of play.

I'm surprised Holt is blowing smoke up Jim's arse, surely there's only room for one scruffy twat at the swamp (I know every rag is a scruffy twat but I'd not my get line in otherwise).

 

[Gingers Dad]

The only way they will be in Europe is a booze cruise when they play on the south coast

Simon Stone will be covering it for the BBC

 

[Bollo]

I can see our game on Saturday being deemed a thriller even for a neutral but, I watched the raggy game fully yesterday and thriller is not a word I'd use to describe either the standard or style of play.

I'm surprised Holt is blowing smoke up Jim's arse, surely there's only room for one scruffy twat at the swamp (I know every rag is a scruffy twat but I'd not my get line in otherwise).

Jamie “sorry Miss” Jackson was writing the same bollocks in the Graun.I watched the game at my Tarquins BiL’s and I don’t remember witnessing….

”Before a watching Sir Jim Ratcliffe, Manchester United were an athletic, vibrant proposition who came up against the precise same entity in Tottenham in this sense-tingling, rip-roarer of an encounter.”

Seriously, I scrolled back up to check that I’d clicked on the right link.