United Thread - 2023/24

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Mr Fraser said:
Chuckle brother no 1 had council spend £100k plus for feasibility for his pretend university on turn moss. Only to be discontinued when tories lost control of council. Is turn moss big enough for new training ground and or stadium?
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My old coach used to call Turn Moss pneumonia park, fucking freezing.
 
Good to see Mr. Bubbles on the score sheet last night and celebrating like they'd won the Champions League to boot!
He needs to be careful though as it is rumoured Scruffy Jim is considering replacing him with an Oak tree planted somewhere between the goalmouth and the centre circle. His cited reasons are: More mobility, much cheaper contract that will last hundreds of years without costing the club a penny, more reliable and nicer to look at, and a big contribution to their carbon neutral policy to help with their oil washing problem.
What next? The Portuguese Rat for a weeping willow anyone?
 
bluetonium said:
Ten Haha bemoaning forest targeting Fernandes to get him to react. Maybe if he wasn't such a well known cry baby and blatant cheat, who is very likely to react to not getting his own way, then he'd have a point.
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...and bemoaning the comments calling out his incessant diving/cheating as "pathetic". Stupid twat.
 
Shearer was lamenting that performance last night. As for the goal, commentators saying that cross was deliberate.
Looked like he mishit the free kick to me and they jammed it....again.
 
bluetonium said:
Ten Haha bemoaning forest targeting Fernandes to get him to react. Maybe if he wasn't such a well known cry baby and blatant cheat, who is very likely to react to not getting his own way, then he'd have a point.
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The rat-faced cnut should have been booked for blatant cheating. It was so obvious what he was doing.

Piss weak refereeing. He'll no doubt get one of ours booked early doors on Sunday for pulling the same shit.
 
Rumours floating around paul pogbad's been handed a four year ban from football for failing a drugs test.At 30 that's him done imho.Unless he wins his appeal?

I thought he retired before he returned to the rags :-)

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Paul Pogba: Juventus midfielder banned for four years after World Cup winner tested positive for doping

Paul Pogba handed four-year ban after testing positive for DHEA in August; a four-year ban is the standard length under the World Anti-Doping Code; Pogba will appeal against ban in Court of Arbitration of Sport; the Juventus midfielder said he is sad, shocked and heartbroken at the ban
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freshie said:
What a pathetic bunch. The truth hurts eh?

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Why doesn't he have a word with the cheat instead of calling out social media.
Surely the authorities should be having a word with the rags over his constant disgraceful antics week in week out.
They want to stop feigning/cheating but seem to be unfazed if it's the captain of man utd
 
Aguerooooooo93:20 said:
Rumours floating around paul pogbad's been handed a four year ban from football for failing a drugs test.At 30 that's him done imho.Unless he wins his appeal?

I thought he retired before he returned to the rags :-)
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By the English football press logic all United’s 2nd 3rd 4th place PL finishes and Cup victories should be under threat for playing a performance enhancing drug cheat to gain a sporting advantage. & retrospectively we get the derby win to give us the league a game earlier after his testosterone fueled second half performance?
 
eyalluvitt said:
Is it true that Pogba’s club car at the Rags was a Honda Testosterone Injection?
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“Juventus’ Pogba banned” is the BBC breaking news, if had been somebody who had played for us it would have read “ex Man City player”.
 
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